3 definitions by MasterDisaster

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A typical suburban high school located in West Chester, PA. The administrators think Henderson is the greatest thing since sliced bread, and the student population is divided into numerous cliques which interact with each other sparingly. If you go to Henderson, chances are you deal with the following:

1) Somebody will pull a dumb prank, with graffiti in the bathroom being a common problem, and never get caught. The school letter will always say that the school's good reputation has been tarnished.

2) There will be a kid, or small group of kids, that interrupt class frequently (Spanish class is usually a victim) as if they are the only ones who are cool enough to be pissed off at school. Everybody else in the classroom wants to leave just as much and wishes these kids would just shut up so they can just write down what they need and watch family guy or weeds when they get home.

3) There will be one teacher per grade everybody knows is a "cool teacher."

4) The kids in the incrowd give each other nicknames. All of these nicknames are predictable and lame.

5) The girls that are hot are usually very arrogant and bitchy but nobody cares because a. they're hot and b. theres a ton of gross rumors going around about them anyway.

6) One counterculture kid will try his/her best to scare everyone. They don't.

7) Misplaced pride is abundant.

8) There is usually something that is being overhyped by the student population.

9) You know that despite the school's bragging your GPA is probably on a curve or everyone's homework copying or embarassingly simple machinations have worked on the teachers.

10) Jackass and/or CKY worship is of course common.

Despite the parade of juvenile delinquency, kids in Henderson are usually pretty laid back with each other so long as there isn't drama causing an average of a year long strife between them. It's simply another wealthy school with a bloated ego and schoolwork that everyone saves until the last minute and forgets soon after. To survive such a cliche school everyone does the cliche thing: smoke headies, drink budmilloors and natural ice, break the law, and talk about it alot. It's just high school - you love it or hate it.
We go to Henderson High School. We can't wait to hang out in town this weekend.
by MasterDisaster February 24, 2009
The meaning of life, apart from sex. It keeps you alive and such. The flavors of good food have a seductive quality that puts the mind at ease and lets you forget about stupid shit, such as your girlfriend being incredibly demanding and on her period. Come on now, what gets you through every day besides a good meal and (especially if you actually cook it) the promise of getting laid?
I gave her food and she gave me a blowjob in return. It was tasty for the both of us!
by MasterDisaster December 30, 2012
According to my calculations, a nerd is somebody who is rather verbose; employing impeccably proper grammar and a plethora of complex words to describe the minutae of everyday life and shunning slang terms such as "ho," "bitch," and "smoke dem trees." The nerd is very good at math and the greater the understanding of calculus, the greater the likelihood, by approximately 64.58%, one is to be a nerd.

Typically, the nerd is thought to have thick glasses, freckles, buck teeth, and pants that are too small for their size so that when the nerd sits down the bottoms rise up his shins, revealing his impeccably unstylish manner of letting his socks rise up the length of his lower leg from the soles of his New Balance sneakers. A nerd may possess some or all of these intriguing qualities. However, the must crucial criteria in distinguishing a nerd above all other trivial features is an understanding of the term "space time continuum" and the rate in which the person is asked for help in regard to chemistry and physics homework.

According to my calculations, approximately 99.9% of nerds play strategy games and RPGs on their PC or video gaming console, whereas your "bitch ass," so to speak, spends most of your time playing first person shooters or Madden.
The nerd understood the inherit complexity of the ratio of apples to oranges that the rest of the class, too consumed by thoughts of the cheerleaders' exposed mammary glands, were loathe to pay attention to, much less contemplate.
by MasterDisaster December 30, 2012

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