13 definitions by Master of Girth

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the first thought that comes in the head of an Emergency room physician when attending to a college girl who has just come in to the E.R. attempting to explain that the reason she has a cucumber broken off up in her twat is because she was making a salad in the buff, slipped, and fell on top of it.
thought: "Oh . . . you gotta be fucking kidding me"
by Master of Girth April 04, 2003

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the thick, tary shit left on the upper portion of a toilet bowl even after the toilet has been flushed.
Dude . . . you should have seen the pancake batter I left behind at that McDonalds.
by Master of Girth April 04, 2003

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a nickname for your cock
Nice pineneedle you pussy!
by Master of Girth April 04, 2003

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slang for a fat whore's very used taco
Man, her catcher's mit could easity catch a bowling ball.
by Master of Girth April 04, 2003

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what one gay guy is doing when his penis is in the asshole of another gay guy
Hey, Bruuuuuucccce. You want to do sssssssome mud plowing on me honey?
by Master of Girth April 04, 2003

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a nickname for my cock
I have a huge fencepost
by Master of Girth April 04, 2003

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Anybody that takes a shit
I am a great sculptor
by Master of Girth April 04, 2003

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