Definitions by Master chunks

Sporfed

An intensified level of dorfed. To reach such a level of inebriation, one would have to ingest an alarming amount of booze. Participating in such an act is not advisable, but seeing someone else do it is truly a sight to behold.

Tim: "Guys I'm not sure how he did it, but Early managed to get so sporfed that he dove a car into a brick wall while laying down in the trunk drinking shine"

Sporfed by Master chunks July 11, 2021

Dorfed 

The consistent state of being a dorf often finds themselves in.

Tim: "Did you guys see Early last week? He was so dorfed that he shit himself then went around asking people who did it!"

Dorfed by Master chunks July 11, 2021

Dorf 

A person who acts very unusual while under the effects of a particular type of alcohol. The name comes from the person attempting to say the word "dork" but messing up at the very end.

Tim: "Man I wish Early would ease up on the shine a little. It's a pain seeing him being such a dorf all the time."

Dorf by Master chunks July 11, 2021

Bootybeard 

When a man(or in rare and disturbing cases a woman) has an abundance of Ass-hair. The rule of thumb is typically when it's long enough to snag with a comb.

If it gets too hot I usually go commando. My Bootybeard is just too thick to put on another layer.

Bootybeard by Master chunks November 3, 2020

Double-wide Surprise 

An exceptionally large and visually appealing man ass that has somehow been concealed. Usually sought after by cross-dressing rabbits.

Look I ain't gay or anything, I just got caught off guard by Elmer's Double-wide surprise.

Double-wide Surprise by Master chunks February 2, 2020