Definitions by Master Berrybater

Berrybate 

The act of masterbating while looking at porn on one's Blackberry.

Ted: Dude, I tried to call you yesterday but i got a message saying your number was no longer in service.
Jeff: Yeah my wife canceled our cell service after she found out I used my phone to Berrybate.
Ted: Ugh. I used that phone. WTF?

Berrybate by Master Berrybater October 27, 2009

Berry Balls 

The Blue Balls like condition a man gets when he looses signal while Berrybating.

Bill was enjoying his time alone in his cubical, berrybating, when he suddenly lost his cell signal. "Bob Saget! now I am going to get Berry Balls."

Berry Balls by Master Berrybater October 27, 2009