4 definitions by MassiveDynamic
Random guy: Man I was plowing the fuck outta this chick last night and then I pulled out and unloaded all over her cream space.
by MassiveDynamic November 6, 2015
The act of two males either:
(1) engaging in double penetration while both are pumping hard at the same time so that their balls smash against each other every thrust or
(2) masterbate while facing each other, close enough to touch tips or plop, but instead they hold their manhood upward while stroking and simultaneously thrusting forward. Causing their hanging testicles to knock together mid-stroke.
(1) engaging in double penetration while both are pumping hard at the same time so that their balls smash against each other every thrust or
(2) masterbate while facing each other, close enough to touch tips or plop, but instead they hold their manhood upward while stroking and simultaneously thrusting forward. Causing their hanging testicles to knock together mid-stroke.
Codi: Man I couldn't get a wink of sleep last night!
Joe: Shitty, how come?
Codi: Oh Nick and Craig were smashing eggs so hard last night I thought they had a live audience in the other room...fuckin' dirty deeds bro.
Joe: Shitty, how come?
Codi: Oh Nick and Craig were smashing eggs so hard last night I thought they had a live audience in the other room...fuckin' dirty deeds bro.
by MassiveDynamic February 17, 2015
To be engaged in coitus with a female that likes to be smacked around during sex. As you increase in brutality she increases in arousel. Eventually the act heats up so much you end beating the wheels off that bitch until her legs give out.
Codi: "So, did you end up hookin' up with that chick from the bar last night?"
Bob: "Yeah man, we went back to her place and got down to the dirty business. Turns out she likes to be smacked around."
Codi: "Oh snap! Did you get into it?"
Bob: "Fuck yeah, she kept saying harder so I ended up beatin' the wheels off her."
Bob: "Yeah man, we went back to her place and got down to the dirty business. Turns out she likes to be smacked around."
Codi: "Oh snap! Did you get into it?"
Bob: "Fuck yeah, she kept saying harder so I ended up beatin' the wheels off her."
by MassiveDynamic April 2, 2015
When the load of an elderly man is loosely squirted in your mouth. Bitter in taste and slightly stinging the tongue, much like a mouthful of piss warm Canadian beer.
Josh: " Dude..Harry just gave me a knarley warm Canadian behind the job shack. That raise better be worth it."
Codi: "Probably thinking about his aunt when he snapped his yogurt."
Codi: "Probably thinking about his aunt when he snapped his yogurt."
by MassiveDynamic December 2, 2016