2 definitions by Marylande
Usually a girl - not to be confused with the Mid-Atlantic state, Maryland. Commonly mispronounced as "Mary-lawn-day", people with this name will become frustrated with always having to correct you and have parents that think they are "trendy" or "hip". If you have this name you may become friends with people with awkward names such as La-a (La-dash-a) and Lawasha/Ladrya. Marylande's will usually shorten their name to Mary or use a childhood nickname for simplicity.
Teacher: "Devin?"
Classmate: "Here."
Teacher: "Sarah?"
Classmate: "Here!"
Teacher: "Mary... lawnday...?"
Marylande: "Actually it's just Mare-uh-lend, the e is silent. You can just call me Mary."
Classmate: "Here."
Teacher: "Sarah?"
Classmate: "Here!"
Teacher: "Mary... lawnday...?"
Marylande: "Actually it's just Mare-uh-lend, the e is silent. You can just call me Mary."
by Marylande March 14, 2020
A term used for a self-taught Aussie psychiatrist that points out emotional/mental health tendencies of or about others during a conversation (usually on social media platforms) in comment threads, often in a blunt and aggressive manner.
DrPayne's can often be seen using their native dialect and structuring sentences with proper and agressive grammar (see Grammar Nazi). Most of these individuals are considered internet boomer's and can often be found arguing with Gen Z's in social threads for laughs or to cure self-boredom.
Despite appearing as uncaring, serious and/or unkind individuals, they tend to give relatable advice usually based on experience that they would find useful themselves but typically don't follow. They mean well, in a fuck-you kind of way.
DrPayne's can often be seen using their native dialect and structuring sentences with proper and agressive grammar (see Grammar Nazi). Most of these individuals are considered internet boomer's and can often be found arguing with Gen Z's in social threads for laughs or to cure self-boredom.
Despite appearing as uncaring, serious and/or unkind individuals, they tend to give relatable advice usually based on experience that they would find useful themselves but typically don't follow. They mean well, in a fuck-you kind of way.
eGirl: "Hi."
eBoy: "OMG A GIRL"
KangarooJack: "Reckon Sheila's just after attention mate, take off your sunnies ya cunt. Haha!"
eGirl: "..."
eBoy: "Wow what a DrPayne."
eBoy: "OMG A GIRL"
KangarooJack: "Reckon Sheila's just after attention mate, take off your sunnies ya cunt. Haha!"
eGirl: "..."
eBoy: "Wow what a DrPayne."
by Marylande March 15, 2020