1) A person who has almost never heard a swear word in their entire life
2) A person who—over the span of their lifetime—has kept their ears relatively healthy from excessive loud noisy environments. An ear virgin rarely goes out in loud public spaces such as a shopping mall or a nightclub. Because of this, their sense of hearing is generally more acute and more sensitive in their older years compared to the average person in the same age demographic.
2) A person who—over the span of their lifetime—has kept their ears relatively healthy from excessive loud noisy environments. An ear virgin rarely goes out in loud public spaces such as a shopping mall or a nightclub. Because of this, their sense of hearing is generally more acute and more sensitive in their older years compared to the average person in the same age demographic.
1) When I dropped the F bomb in front of Cindy, she was absolutely devastated because she was still an ear virgin
2) People who grew up and lived in the countryside, away from all the noise and traffic, tend to be ear virgins.
2) People who grew up and lived in the countryside, away from all the noise and traffic, tend to be ear virgins.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 18, 2019
Get the ear virginmug. A catch all phrase that can convey anything or nothing at all. The phrase can be modified to your liking. Common uses include but are not limited to: substituting for about any noun verb or adjective, replacing pauses in sentences, as an interjection (wow, gosh, dang), reference for any sexual act, greeting a friend, responding to negative criticism, etc.
Anyone who uses this term is known as a morber.
Anyone who uses this term is known as a morber.
Friend 1: "I don't like how little you morb whenever we hang out."
Friend 2: "I'm sorry, I'll try to morb more frequently next time."
Friend 1: "Oh hey, haven't spoken in awhile."
Friend 2: "Oh my morb you're right, we havent. I am glad to reunite with you."
Friend 1: "Morb"
Friend 2: "Morb! Hope you're doing well."
Friend 1: "Me and my SO morbed in the bathroom stalls and we didn't get caught!"
Friend 2: Yoooo morbers! Let's morbin' go!!!
Friend 1: "What do you think about living on Mars?"
Friend 2: "Morb...... I don't know. give me a minute to morb about it."
Friend 1: "Hurry up and get in the morb before it's too late!"
Friend 2: "On my way!"
Friend 2: "I'm sorry, I'll try to morb more frequently next time."
Friend 1: "Oh hey, haven't spoken in awhile."
Friend 2: "Oh my morb you're right, we havent. I am glad to reunite with you."
Friend 1: "Morb"
Friend 2: "Morb! Hope you're doing well."
Friend 1: "Me and my SO morbed in the bathroom stalls and we didn't get caught!"
Friend 2: Yoooo morbers! Let's morbin' go!!!
Friend 1: "What do you think about living on Mars?"
Friend 2: "Morb...... I don't know. give me a minute to morb about it."
Friend 1: "Hurry up and get in the morb before it's too late!"
Friend 2: "On my way!"
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 4, 2022
Get the Morbmug. A chemistry term used to describe the molecular structure of an optically active compound or crystal that rotates the plane of polarized light to the right, or in other words clockwise.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 23, 2019
Get the Dextrorotatorymug. Highway 420, also known as Niagara Veterens Memorial Highway, is a stretch of highway that stems from the Queen Elizabeth Way (QEW) that takes you to downtown Niagara Falls, Ontario. It's also the main route to cross the Canada-US border via the Rainbow Bridge.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 1, 2019
Get the Highway 420mug. (psychological definition) The act of processing visual information via your eyes, which is sent to the visual cortex of the brain. Sometimes the brain has certain "filters" that filters out any irrelevant information, so we aren't always 100% perceiving exactly what we see. Then, finally the information is processed throughout all the other parts of the brain (e.g. prefrontal cortex) and we make a conscious conclusion on what is being perceived.
As my babysitter was glued to the TV, she did not perceive when I took her phone from the table right in front of her.
Her beer goggles made her perceive what would've been an ugly looking guy to be extremely attractive.
Her beer goggles made her perceive what would've been an ugly looking guy to be extremely attractive.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 14, 2021
Get the Perceivemug. Someone who is extremely good at manipulating and deceiving people for their own selfish gain. Examples of Machiavellians include, but are not limited to: IRS scammers, sugar daddys, e-girls, e-prostitutes, black hat hackers, Donald Trump, your girlfriend (potentially), sketchy sellers on Aliexpress, and that guy down the street who claims he is homeless.
If you are a Machiavellian, please do take note that machiavellianism begets machiavellianism. Research has shown that people who have been psychologically manipulated are more likely to manipulate others.
If you are a Machiavellian, please do take note that machiavellianism begets machiavellianism. Research has shown that people who have been psychologically manipulated are more likely to manipulate others.
Dude 1: So I heard you bought some custom videos from this e-girl on Reddit, how'd that go for you?
Dude 2: Extremely bad. I thought she was legit and everything, she even showed me a screenshot of the video, but once I had paid her she never replied back.
Dude 1: Damn dude, I mean I wouldn't have trusted some random internet girl in the first place. The online sex market is filled with Machiavellians, y'know?
Dude 2: Extremely bad. I thought she was legit and everything, she even showed me a screenshot of the video, but once I had paid her she never replied back.
Dude 1: Damn dude, I mean I wouldn't have trusted some random internet girl in the first place. The online sex market is filled with Machiavellians, y'know?
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 27, 2021
Get the Machiavellianmug. Somebody who, in the face of opposition, symbolizes a glowing positive force in this cruel mocking world. Somebody who speaks the truth and does not ever second guess themselves, despite being attacked and humiliated for speaking the truth. Somebody whose only source of truth is derived from the scientific method and not from existing policies. Somebody who doesn't let their age, gender, disability or any other stereotype get in the way of spreading positive wholesome change. To be like Greta Thunberg takes great courage, as they aren't just going against the current of a river but the current of the entire ocean. Being like Greta Thunberg also means acting completely within one's own agency.
Unfortunately in this rather cynical day and age, people often misconstrue another person's words and intentions. It is not a coincidence that most of these people are adults and older folks. Psychologically speaking, as the more older one becomes, the less tolerant they are to adopt new ideas, attitudes, and changes.
So, at heart, Greta Thunberg's war is mostly with the older generation who lack the mental flexibility to change their outdated mindsets. There is more hope to be seen here with Thunberg's generation, at least with regards to the awareness and radical action towards environmental sustainability (mind you, this is for the sake of humanity, not politics!). Once the older generation has gone the way of the dodo, Greta Thunberg will become even more relevant than ever.
Unfortunately in this rather cynical day and age, people often misconstrue another person's words and intentions. It is not a coincidence that most of these people are adults and older folks. Psychologically speaking, as the more older one becomes, the less tolerant they are to adopt new ideas, attitudes, and changes.
So, at heart, Greta Thunberg's war is mostly with the older generation who lack the mental flexibility to change their outdated mindsets. There is more hope to be seen here with Thunberg's generation, at least with regards to the awareness and radical action towards environmental sustainability (mind you, this is for the sake of humanity, not politics!). Once the older generation has gone the way of the dodo, Greta Thunberg will become even more relevant than ever.
My young daughter is like Greta Thunberg, she is always dismayed that nothing significant is being done to combat the deforestation of the Amazon rainforest.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 29, 2021
Get the Greta Thunbergmug.