specimen

In medical terms, specimen refers to things like jars of urine, stool samples and pap smears. So if the word is applied to a human, it should be derogitory. Like calling someone a tool, a jizzwad or a shithead.

That guy's such a specimen I just want to wretch.

by Martin Hansen February 05, 2004

job

Extremely versatile verb. spelled like the more common "job", but pronounced "Yob" like you're Swedish. When used creatively, hillarity ensues. May be used to describe a bodily function, inaproriate outburst, or clumsy reaction to stimuli.

"Oh, damn, you're jobbing all over my pants!"

by Martin Hansen February 05, 2004

Fancy Pants and the Cellphones

An expletive used when one is overcome by powerfull Rock and Roll. Also, a TV-obsesed band with really good tunes and a really bad name. Fans are known to chant "Change Your Name!" at shows.

"Fancy Pants and the Cellphones, that was a great rock show!"

by Martin Hansen February 05, 2004