Martin Duxon's definitions

turdis

One of those detatched, modern, portable space age looking public conveniences

I went into the Turdis for a Doctor Who

by Martin Duxon August 8, 2003

shyster

Shyster is derived from the German term scheisser, meaning literally “one who defecates,” from the verb scheissen, “to defecate,” with the English suffix -ster, “one who does,” substituted for the German suffix -er, meaning the same thing.

Generally used to describe someone who is untrustworthy, money grabbing and full of crap, particularly in the field of legal work for some reason.

My lawyers are a bunch of shysters

by Martin Duxon September 4, 2003

fart art

Generally speaking, the term 'Fart Art' relates to the abstract contemporary art formed by the human arse at its most creative - usually involves brown, green or yellow paint of entirely organic origin, combined with an explosive, resonant fart. Fart Art is not often on public display, but common galleries for this particar form of artwork tend to be the inside of bog bowls or discarded underwear. Most Fart Artists are male for some obscure reason, although occasionally fart artisans of the female variety can be found amongst the ranks of students.

"I just got over a bout of dyssentry, but duuude! Did I blow some fart art!"

by Martin Duxon September 17, 2003