Martin Duxon's definitions
Crop spraying - explosive diarrhoea in which one decorates the toilet bowl with fart art in much the same way as a farmer sprays dung onto his field
Doctor to patient: "ah yes, its Mr Smith isnt it? So how are the bowels today, are we crop spraying or cable laying?"
by Martin Duxon July 17, 2003
Get the crop sprayingmug. I went into the Turdis for a Doctor Who
by Martin Duxon August 8, 2003
Get the turdismug. To move along a line of naked women who are all bending down, and spank their bottoms - which are of varying sizes - with one’s penis; to play a tune on women's buttocks. From the Greek xylo meaning ‘wood’ and phonnicus meaning ‘to hit tunefully’
by Martin Duxon August 8, 2003
Get the xylophonemug.