Martin Duxon's definitions

turdis

One of those detatched, modern, portable space age looking public conveniences

I went into the Turdis for a Doctor Who

by Martin Duxon August 8, 2003

crop spraying

Crop spraying - explosive diarrhoea in which one decorates the toilet bowl with fart art in much the same way as a farmer sprays dung onto his field

Doctor to patient: "ah yes, its Mr Smith isnt it? So how are the bowels today, are we crop spraying or cable laying?"

by Martin Duxon July 17, 2003

under thunder

Violent rectal belching of the arse’s natural kak gases which erupt from the fart fissure.

by Martin Duxon August 8, 2003