Martin Duxon's definitions

shyster

Shyster is derived from the German term scheisser, meaning literally “one who defecates,” from the verb scheissen, “to defecate,” with the English suffix -ster, “one who does,” substituted for the German suffix -er, meaning the same thing.

Generally used to describe someone who is untrustworthy, money grabbing and full of crap, particularly in the field of legal work for some reason.

My lawyers are a bunch of shysters

by Martin Duxon September 4, 2003

xylophone

To move along a line of naked women who are all bending down, and spank their bottoms - which are of varying sizes - with one’s penis; to play a tune on women's buttocks. From the Greek xylo meaning ‘wood’ and phonnicus meaning ‘to hit tunefully’

by Martin Duxon August 8, 2003

under thunder

Violent rectal belching of the arse’s natural kak gases which erupt from the fart fissure.

by Martin Duxon August 8, 2003