18 definitions by Martha's_Cellmate

man quiche

contraction of "manly quiche"
a type of quiche that can be eaten by straight men without any homosexual jibes being thrown at them.

"Okay, here's the stuff we gotta buy for the party. Write this down. Potato chips, pizza, Diet Pepsi, crackers, quiche for the girls and man quiche for the guys, salad, mayonnaise..."

by Martha's_Cellmate November 3, 2004

no, luv

An emphatic declaration against the affirmative - a version of "NO WAY!"

Originally used by John Foster in series 1 of 'The Salon'.

A DISTANT RELATIVE WHO COMES TO VISIT: "Last time I saw you, you were about 7... are you still into Barbie dolls?"
16-YEAR-OLD GIRL: "No, LUV!"

by Martha's_Cellmate November 3, 2004

porsetta

Originally from the Portugues - the prettiest and most exotic way of saying pussy, second only to its Arabic form kuruma

"No, I'm not doing that for you! You can lick my porsetta, bitch."

by Martha's_Cellmate November 3, 2004

kuruma

the Arabic way to say pussy - useful for insulting non-Arab-speakers.

"You are the biggest kuruma I have ever met."

by Martha's_Cellmate November 3, 2004