Martha's_Cellmate's definitions

britification

{noun} The process of making someone English.

verb - "britifying"
past tense - "britified" OR "britificated"

Once you have been taught how to make a cup of Earl Grey, how to toast and butter a crumpet, and how to eat your crumpet and drink your tea with your little finger in the air, your BRITIFICATION is complete, i.e. you have been BRITIFIED.

by Martha's_Cellmate November 4, 2004

no, luv

An emphatic declaration against the affirmative - a version of "NO WAY!"

Originally used by John Foster in series 1 of 'The Salon'.

A DISTANT RELATIVE WHO COMES TO VISIT: "Last time I saw you, you were about 7... are you still into Barbie dolls?"
16-YEAR-OLD GIRL: "No, LUV!"

by Martha's_Cellmate November 3, 2004

man quiche

contraction of "manly quiche"
a type of quiche that can be eaten by straight men without any homosexual jibes being thrown at them.

"Okay, here's the stuff we gotta buy for the party. Write this down. Potato chips, pizza, Diet Pepsi, crackers, quiche for the girls and man quiche for the guys, salad, mayonnaise..."

by Martha's_Cellmate November 3, 2004

ecky-ecky-ecky-ptang-zoop-boing-bigwam-ohhh

The catchphrase of the Knights Who Say Ni {Monty Python}

"We... are the Knights of Ni. Ecky-ecky-ecky-ptang-zoop-boing-bigwam-ohhh!"

by Martha's_Cellmate November 3, 2004