1 definition by Marlboro Hamburglar

one who eliminates all anxiety associated with but not limited to the lonely consumption of 2 or more quarter pound burger patties with a minimum of 5 non traditional condiments. ie A1 steak sauce, anchovies, curry sauce, peanut butter, or chocolate.
Derek was sitting alone at Five Guys, his burger was delicous but something was missing, in walks Anthony. Derek thought to himself "there is a burger buddy if I've ever seen one".

Burger Buddy
by Marlboro Hamburglar May 6, 2009
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