Markus's definitions

Cheese Cake

Occurs in a men's locker room, the victim is bent over, tying their shoe or something when another male sticks his bare ass in his face and farts.

Damn yo, you got cheese caked before gym everyday this week.

by markus June 26, 2004

tawfeek

In latin/Arabic a person who is fearless and ruthless as an untamed lion.

Man! that mothafucker is a tawfeek

by Markus April 18, 2005

patsies

A person who accidently transports Class A drugs abroad, after his / her mates leave them in his / her bag, without him / her knowing. Really

In the hood, we call you people "Patsies".

by Markus January 21, 2006

Tragic Johnson

Earvin "Magic" Johnson has aids.

by Markus July 16, 2003

floggin' molly

An Irish term for beatin' off, waxin' your bishop, cuffin' yer carrot,etc.

"What took ya so long in there? Ya musta been floggin' molly!"

by Markus May 6, 2005

p00ter

1337 5p34k fer puter which was derived from computer many a year ago

OMFG mah effin' p00ter is awSUM41

by Markus April 14, 2004

flame war

A flame war is a heated argument between two individuals, that results in those involved posting personal attacks on each other during or instead of debating the topic at hand.

Most forums have rules that forbid flaming. This is because the quality of conversation on a forum can be seriously degraded by a flame war. Topics can be "hijacked" by two people who would rather flame each other than discuss the subject of the thread.

Some websites encourage flaming for the purpose of entertainment. One such website is www.flamewarforum.com.

I can't come to work today because i'm having a flame war on www.flamewarforum.com.

by Markus February 9, 2004