Marko the Great's definitions

fanny-clam

A female bollock-bulge.

See also beetle-bonnet and monkey's chin

"Wow! Wouldn't mind rubbing my mits on that fanny-clam."

by Marko The Great August 26, 2004

maul

German slang term for the mouth. Means gob or chops, but actually refers to the mouth of a beast.

"Get over here bitch and get your maul round my lid

by Marko The Great August 26, 2004

frick

The short word for a frigging prick i.e. someone who is more than just a prick but less than a fucking prick.

"Benny will you stop knobbing about with that computer. You'll end up bollocksing it you frick"

by Marko the Great August 29, 2005

jazz mags

Magazines that contain images of the female species in various states of undress.

In some cases these images include red jacket shots

"Oh bollocks Dad, have you been borrowing my jazz mags again"

by Marko The Great September 7, 2004

fanny burger

Descriptive of the female genitalia when it is sandwiched between the legs and viewed sideways from the rear. A view often seen in jazz mags

"Phwooarr! Look at the fanny burger on that."

by Marko The Great August 26, 2004

bollocksing

v. To Bollocks or Bollocks-up

The art of breaking or messing something up to a state of non-repair.

"Now that you have invited Jimmy, the stag-night is completely to bollocks"

or

"Hitting the television with that hammer is bollocksing it"

by Marko the Great August 29, 2005

Karachi Crack

A bad case of 'the shits' brought on by an extremely hot curry the night before.
Much, much worse than Bombay Bum and Rhino-Eye as, in this case, the arse crack feels as though it has been prodded with a soldering iron.

"Oh shit Babes, you'd better put a loo-roll in the fridge, I've got Karachi Crack again"

by Marko the Great August 29, 2005