Karachi Crack

A bad case of 'the shits' brought on by an extremely hot curry the night before.
Much, much worse than Bombay Bum and Rhino-Eye as, in this case, the arse crack feels as though it has been prodded with a soldering iron.

"Oh shit Babes, you'd better put a loo-roll in the fridge, I've got Karachi Crack again"

by Marko the Great August 29, 2005

chuffs

Steady tokes on a spliff.

v. to chuff(ing) pl. Chuffs

"I was totally chilled. Sat there chuffing on a spliff, listening to The Wall"

by Marko the Great August 29, 2005

fanny-clam

A female bollock-bulge.

See also beetle-bonnet and monkey's chin

"Wow! Wouldn't mind rubbing my mits on that fanny-clam."

by Marko The Great August 26, 2004

maul

German slang term for the mouth. Means gob or chops, but actually refers to the mouth of a beast.

"Get over here bitch and get your maul round my lid

by Marko The Great August 26, 2004

frick

The short word for a frigging prick i.e. someone who is more than just a prick but less than a fucking prick.

"Benny will you stop knobbing about with that computer. You'll end up bollocksing it you frick"

by Marko the Great August 29, 2005

jazz mags

Magazines that contain images of the female species in various states of undress.

In some cases these images include red jacket shots

"Oh bollocks Dad, have you been borrowing my jazz mags again"

by Marko The Great September 07, 2004

monkey's chin

The hugely erotic genital bulge found in the female of the species.

See also beetle-bonnet and fanny-clam

"Get those kex of and let me stroke the monkey's chin."

by Marko The Great August 26, 2004