Marko the Great's definitions

tokes

More than one toke on a spliff, in rapid succession.

Results in a similar high as that with a Texas Toke

"Whoah, greedy bastard. I said toke not tokes. Get it passed on"

by Marko the Great August 29, 2005

Karachi Crack

A bad case of 'the shits' brought on by an extremely hot curry the night before.
Much, much worse than Bombay Bum and Rhino-Eye as, in this case, the arse crack feels as though it has been prodded with a soldering iron.

"Oh shit Babes, you'd better put a loo-roll in the fridge, I've got Karachi Crack again"

by Marko the Great August 29, 2005

monkey's chin

The hugely erotic genital bulge found in the female of the species.

See also beetle-bonnet and fanny-clam

"Get those kex of and let me stroke the monkey's chin."

by Marko The Great August 26, 2004

dolloped

The feeling felt by a dolloper

To be well and truly wrecked, through the use of substances either legal or otherwise e.g Pissed or stoned.

"No way am I gonna even attempt to drive home mate. I feel absolutely fucking dolloped."

"Proper good shit man, that's real dolloping tackle"

by Marko the Great March 10, 2005

jazz mags

Magazines that contain images of the female species in various states of undress.

In some cases these images include red jacket shots

"Oh bollocks Dad, have you been borrowing my jazz mags again"

by Marko The Great September 7, 2004

dolloper

A real stoner or pisshead.

Someone for whom substance abuse has become an everyday pleasure.

"Woh, watch out for that guy, he's a real dolloper. In fact I reckon he's wrecked right now."

by Marko the Great March 10, 2005

Knob Pastie

A seriously bad case of Knob-Cheesecollected together during a long visit to Cornwall.

Before you give us a gam, you'll have to crack off that Knob Pastie.

by Marko The Great July 30, 2004