2 definitions by MarkRo

ass tool

A person known by everyone but himself to be a complete loser.
"Did you see the post-round interview by that ass tool Rory Sabatini today?"
by MarkRo May 12, 2008
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ass pals

A derogatory reference to two males who spend so much time together that their friendship might reasonably be construed as a homosexual relationship.
There go Matt and Ben again ... what a couple of ass pals!
by MarkRo May 14, 2008
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