1 definition by MarkBonerMonkeyMcKeich

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Porn. Very bad porn.
Rectal squirt should not be looked up on google.
Very traumatic experience.

Never try a rectal squirt.
It hurts.
Very much
Certain men couldnt walk for a week.

"OH MY GOD! My rectal is squirting." - Rectal squirt.
by MarkBonerMonkeyMcKeich August 16, 2006

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