Mark Williamson's definitions

sly

A slang term for a man who is more sexually attracted to other men than to women. It is not usually derogatory but it can be sometimes. It has the connotation of a gentleman who is educated and refined and who does not "broadcast" their orientation.

"I don't think Chris wants to have sex with you Lauren - he's sly."
"I was totally plastered and I wanted to have sex with this really really hot guy, but it turned out he's sly, so he just walked me back to my dorm instead."
"I can never make friends with guys unless they're sly. Otherwise they are always staring at my breasts."

by Mark Williamson November 6, 2006

la llorona la llorona twinkle twinkle little star

A popular phrase in Phoenix, Arizona referring to someone whining. La Llorona (pronounced "lah your-OWN-uh") is the "wailing woman" of Mexican folklore, crying for her children, so calling someone "la llorona" means they cry a lot. I have no idea where the "twinkle twinkle little star" part came from though.

LaQueefah: Why am I single? I'm so fat! Nobody likes me!
LaFawnduh: Ohhh boo hoo la llorona la llorona twinkle twinkle little star! Fucking fug slut.

by Mark Williamson January 22, 2008

not-so-packey

Not packing so much in the crotch region.

So I heard that guy you slept with is not-so-packey... confirm or deny!

by Mark Williamson December 30, 2007

chupon

Spanish, from chupar, "to suck"

1. A sucker candy or a pacifier
2. A hickey

Un chupon puede ser una forma util de cumplir las necesidades emocionales de los ninos. ("A pacifier can be a useful way to fulfill the emotional needs of children")

Tengo la carne y tengo el sazon, podemos jugar pero no dejes el chupon ("I have the meat and I have the flavor, we can play but don't leave hickeys", from a pitbull song)

by Mark Williamson December 30, 2007