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mentirosa

Liaress, lying woman, skeezer. Used in Latino English and Spanglish, from Spanish.
"Girl, you ain't nothin but a mentirosa"
"Hombre let me tell you, stay away from her, she a straight mentirosa"
"Mamí, I tell him straight up que le engañarás cuz you a mentirosa." (Girl, I tell him straight up that you will cheat on him cuz you a -.)
"Wey I tell you que todas las mujeres son mentirosas." (Bro I told you that all women are -.)
by Mark Williamson November 6, 2006
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slom

Stands for Sticking Leeches On Myself.

Originated from an "Above the Influence" that showed kids discussing the then-fictional activity with the intention to illustrate the power of peer pressure to make people do things they would otherwise think were ridiculous.

Ironically since the commercials started airing some have actually tried the activity and it has become minorly popular in some circles.

Some kids may actually enjoy it, others presumably do it because their friends do it, while others do it to make a statement ("I choose what I do with my own body, no matter how strange it may seem to you").

Slomming is not illegal. However, it does not provide any sort of high. Leeches suck your blood, so extensive slomming may cause fatigue. No deaths or comas from slomming have been reported yet. However, it seems only a matter of time before someone takes slomming to the next level by jumping into leech-infested waters, which can be deadly if an individual is intoxicated as leeches swarm to people with high blood-alcohol content, sometimes resulting in complete exsanguination.
1. Hey dude did you see that commercial with the leeches? That looked sick, huh? Mike got some leeches and we were gonna try it tonight. It's called "slomming".
2. Jess sloms alot, you can tell because of the marks all over. Gross, huh?
3. The slom commercial is so fucking funny man, I'll bet they never thought anyone would actually try that shit.
4. Hey gurl, we all goin' "slomming" tonight, wanna come with? I heard it make a lose weight, I wanna fit my swimsuit for the party Thursday.
by Mark Williamson March 15, 2007
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A popular phrase in Phoenix, Arizona referring to someone whining. La Llorona (pronounced "lah your-OWN-uh") is the "wailing woman" of Mexican folklore, crying for her children, so calling someone "la llorona" means they cry a lot. I have no idea where the "twinkle twinkle little star" part came from though.
LaQueefah: Why am I single? I'm so fat! Nobody likes me!
LaFawnduh: Ohhh boo hoo la llorona la llorona twinkle twinkle little star! Fucking fug slut.
by Mark Williamson January 22, 2008
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sly

A slang term for a man who is more sexually attracted to other men than to women. It is not usually derogatory but it can be sometimes. It has the connotation of a gentleman who is educated and refined and who does not "broadcast" their orientation.
"I don't think Chris wants to have sex with you Lauren - he's sly."
"I was totally plastered and I wanted to have sex with this really really hot guy, but it turned out he's sly, so he just walked me back to my dorm instead."
"I can never make friends with guys unless they're sly. Otherwise they are always staring at my breasts."
by Mark Williamson November 6, 2006
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