8 definitions by Mark Snicher

pencil bin

A device used by filthy sluts to urinate in while intoxicated.

Damn, that filthy slut pissed in my pencil bin while she was drunk.

by Mark Snicher April 6, 2005

pregame

A word used by stupid sluts and frat guys to describe drinking before an event of any kind. This can include a funeral.

Duuuude, some of my boys are coming over later, so we should totally pregame.

Hehee. I was thinking we should pregame at your dorm before we go to my semi-formal!!!

by Mark Snicher April 6, 2005

fetus

Main entree in a delicious buffet.

That fetus was delicious, Joe.

by Mark Snicher April 6, 2005

jiblango

A quandry, often involving something foul or disgusting.

I'm in a jiblango over whether to fuck the fat chick or the chick with no legs.

by Mark Snicher April 6, 2005

meathole

Derrogatory term for a woman, but accurate.

That filthy meathole is a piece of shit whore. She ain't worth shit.

by Mark Snicher April 12, 2005

hairy ballsagna

The act of dipping ones testicles into a woman's vagina while she is on her period, and then smearing the blood-covered testicles on her face.

My ex-girlfriend was a filthy whore. She let me give her a hairy ballsagna.

by Mark Snicher April 6, 2005

japtard

A short, Asian boy that is obsessed with video games and practices kung fu moves that he has learned through years of playing. Japtards usually talk fast and expect everyone to know what they're talking about when it refers to one of the 300 Final Fantasy video games they're playing at the moment.

That japtard just did a roundhouse kick. He's probably copying his favorite Tekken character.

by Mark Snicher April 6, 2005