Mark Shackelford's definitions
R12 was a planet in the Star Wars comic series. R12 was best known for producing a unique gas, also called R12, that was the most potent refrigerant known to the galaxy. R12 gas became obselete when the planet R12 was destroyed by the Death Star.
<Han Solo> Quick, Chewie, grab a can of R12 and recharge the A/C system.
<Chewie> (unintelligible reply)
<Chewie> (unintelligible reply)
by Mark Shackelford June 27, 2007
Get the R12mug. Men and women who completely abstain from even the hint of sex until married and only have sex with their spouse in obedience to the Gospel of Jesus Christ.
<pastor> I didn't even kiss my wife until we were married. On our honeymoon, it was about a two hour drive to our hotel after the flight. I was doing all I could to contain myself. We finally arrived and what happened after that is none of your business.
<teenager> Were you asexual or something?
<pastor> No, I am a holysexual.
<teenager> Were you asexual or something?
<pastor> No, I am a holysexual.
by Mark Shackelford June 1, 2007
Get the holysexualmug. A term used to loosely describe your SUV when trying to act like you're so full of life that you don't even know what you really drive.
<customer> I need a part for my Mitsubishi Jeep.
<parts man> Is that a Mitsubishi or a Jeep?
<customer> It's a Mitsubishi.
<parts man> What model Mitsubishi?
<customer> A Jeep.
<parts man> Alright, is that a Wrangler, Cherokee or Grand Cherokee?
<customer> No, it's a Mitsubishi.
<parts man> What kind of Mitsubishi?
<customer> A Mitsubishi Jeep.
<parts man> Do you have the VIN?
<customer> No, I don't.
<parts man> Is that a Mitsubishi or a Jeep?
<customer> It's a Mitsubishi.
<parts man> What model Mitsubishi?
<customer> A Jeep.
<parts man> Alright, is that a Wrangler, Cherokee or Grand Cherokee?
<customer> No, it's a Mitsubishi.
<parts man> What kind of Mitsubishi?
<customer> A Mitsubishi Jeep.
<parts man> Do you have the VIN?
<customer> No, I don't.
by Mark Shackelford May 31, 2007
Get the Jeepmug. by Mark Shackelford June 11, 2007
Get the captain crashmug. When people of a distinct race and culture break away from the customs and traditions that define their ancestry.
<Abuelo> Come on kids, let's get ready for the Cinco de Mayo parade.
<Pepito> Oh, Abuelo! We won free NASCAR tickets for the race today. Can we postpone it til tomorrow.
<Abuelo> NASCAR over Cinco de Mayo?! That's unethnical!
<Pepito> Oh, Abuelo! We won free NASCAR tickets for the race today. Can we postpone it til tomorrow.
<Abuelo> NASCAR over Cinco de Mayo?! That's unethnical!
by Mark Shackelford June 27, 2007
Get the unethnicalmug. The fragrance or odor you get when you first open the case of a new guitar. Only happens with custom built guitars that are recieved within a few days of manufacturing.
by Mark Shackelford May 27, 2007
Get the new guitar smellmug. A soft tissue on a roll engineered primarily for wiping feces off a person's anus. It is also frequently substituted for facial tissue.
<wife> How did your day go?
<hubby> Not good.
<wife> What happened?
<hubby> I took a dump at work before I realized we were out of anal tissue.
<wife> That's terrible. So what did you do?
<hubby> I used my undershirt.
<hubby> Not good.
<wife> What happened?
<hubby> I took a dump at work before I realized we were out of anal tissue.
<wife> That's terrible. So what did you do?
<hubby> I used my undershirt.
by Mark Shackelford June 4, 2007
Get the anal tissuemug.