2 definitions by Mark Elizabeth Lorker

Top Definition
To be assisted by a female in the act of self-pleasure. After the act, the couple goes to a McDonald's where the female orders McFluries(see McFluries). Frequently, the two have never spoken. Traditionally, it occurs during the Lenten season. A regional custom of Shrinetown, Louisiana.
Man 1: So, me and this girl were totally lorking last night!
Man 2: So you missed Law and Order!
Man 1: SVU!?!?
Man 2: Man, I wish I could lork with Mariska Hargitay.
Man 1: AHHHHHHHHH!I would lork with her all night long, until the McFluries got soft, if you know what I'm sayin'!
by Mark Elizabeth Lorker March 06, 2009
At the end of winter, a person puts a twinkie in the arm-hole of their coat. When the coat is put on the first chilly day, one discovers a beautiful twinkie.
Marissa: Hey, Loann, guess what I found today in my the arm-hole of my coat today?
Loann: A twinkie!?!
Marissa: Heck yeah! Twinkie Arm rules!
by Mark Elizabeth Lorker March 06, 2009

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