2 definitions by Mark <Qtipp>

Choose-A-Belt

The daunting nightmare where the parents give a child the choice of which belt to get whupped by.

When Dad told Billy to Choose-A-Belt, Little Bill naively chose the thin belt. The father chuckled and said, "You Know that those skinny ones sting the worst right?"

by Mark <Qtipp> May 17, 2007

Spank Tank

The gauge that measures how many things a child can do before taking an ass-beating.

A mother's Spank Tank was overflowed when her son spit at her in anger. This action was immediatly followed by a spanking with the iron palm of fury.

by Mark <Qtipp> May 17, 2007