5 definitions by Marcy May

Top Definition
Someone, usually white, who is racist but will never come out publically about it because they are afraid. They tend to say the N word outloud when alone, and derive pleasure from picking on minorities. Though they would never confront a black person using racist lingo, they may act out their oppressed behavior in racist blogs or by tattooing a swastika on a region that can be hidden with casual clothes.
Jake is a closet racist, did you read his blog?
by Marcy May November 10, 2009
Remaining ever optimistic about the Obama administration despite the outcome of the President's policies.
I'm quite obamistic about our President's plan to reform healthcare. I'm sure it will benefit every American!

She's so Obamistic, she's living in la-la land.
by Marcy May November 10, 2009
A word white people will never dare say in public, but think in their heads when confronted by an offending African American for fear of being beaten. In their white enclaves, they use the term freely to describe a bad experience with a darker individual. They often will say "not all blacks are N*****s" after using the term to feel better about saying it. You know, so you don't think they are all racist and such.
Gary: Hey, between me and you since you're white. I think Jamal is a real Nigger.

Dan: Oh ya, I agree completely, he lives off the system and never works. But not all blacks are niggers. There are some white niggers to you know?

Gary: Oh sure there are. Thanks Dan for making me feel better about having said that word. I'm really not racist, but Jamal is a Nigger.
by Marcy May November 10, 2009
Someone living in denial that won't acknowledge the new President isn't living up to his Campaign promises. Usually they had such high hopes during the election, they refuse to acknowledge the above and under no circumstance will criticize the President. This may be a psychological need to feel better about having voted for him. Usually an Obamasist is a white person that voted for the candidate based on his skincolor to pacify their white guilt conscience, or someone living off the welfare system whose only interest in politics is "My guy got in." An Obamasistic person will remain ever optimistic about Obama through any hardship Americans will endure under his presidency, even if his policies may effect them directly. Any pain experienced under this administration will always be someone elses fault in an Obamasist's mind.
Betty hated the Iraq War, but now that Obama is in office, she's all gun-ho about sending more troops into afghanistan! What an Obamasist!

When I said Obama was a black George Bush, Shaquina punched me in my face. She must be another Obamasist
by Marcy May November 10, 2009
A noun used to describe a derogatory statement or series of remarks you left on someone's voicemail without realizing you are being recorded. Often this results in the loss of a friendship, a black eye, and a slew of angry texts and phone calls from the offended.
Dan (forgetting to push the end call button): Jerry isn’t picking up. Guess we can't count on that mofo to hook us up with weed. If it were not for his awesome bud, I would beat his retarded girlfriend with a mud shark.

Rick: Yeah, I agree. His girlfriend does give good head though. When he was in jail for a week, I banged her like six times on HIS waterbed.

A day later, after receiving the voicetell, Jerry slices Dan's tires and punches Rick in the face six times.
by Marcy May November 11, 2009

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