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Soggy biscuit is a game well known to the male race however cannot be played by females however the ergonomics of a digestive biscuit is not suitable for the cunt. A wafer is inserted within the cunt, followed by the girls turning themselves on. The female who achieves the wettest biscuit wins.
The girls played soggy wafer last night, turns out alex had a subaquatic beaver.
by Marcusthelad June 4, 2012
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