2 definitions by Marchaels

Top Definition
A guy getting fellatio. Needs a boner to happen. can be used in present tense: boner mopping, and past tense: boner mopped
Past tense: I got my boner mopped last night from some chick.
Present tense: You're really great at boner mopping.
by Marchaels April 01, 2008
Drinking excessive amount of alcohol, then talking on the cell phone while proceeding to piss in inappropriate places.
My roommate got so drunk last night. He pulled a major patcher all over the lounge.
by Marchaels March 12, 2008

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