142 definitions by Marc

Clam Quack

A fanny fart

My birds cunt did a huge Clam Quack
when i was boning her.

by Marc December 12, 2003

white compton

coral springs, a very white place, an insult

ha ha that kid looks like hes from whit compton

by Marc March 14, 2005

slipknot

Shitty band which you hear when you flick through the shit cable channels on cable or when you flick through the channels and you need to go for a quick piss. They all think it is cool to wear masks and make spazzy noises. They must do that for a living and think that their fans actually like them for their music. If they were blakc they could of qualified for def comedy jam

"And now here is Slipknot with"

"We really do sing like a load of reatards"

Verse 1 man with dreadlocks
We sing like reatards
We sing like reatards We sing like reatards
RETAAAURDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Chorus Vlade Divac look-a-like
Gwarrrrrrrrr gwayfoor yar yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr worrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Verse 2 sung by a proper spaz
We also look like retards
yWe also look like retards We also look like retards

Rest of song for 2 hours
Gwarrrrrrrrr gwayfoor yar yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr worrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Gwarrrrrrrrr gwayfoor yar yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr worrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
spazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz retaurdssssssssssssssssssss yeahhhhhhhhhhh gwafarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

KoRn: Wow I wish we were as bad as that!

by Marc August 1, 2004

Pre-teen player

One of more than 18 years of age, who enjoys sex with younger girls, under the age of 14

"Jon tried to fuck a 13 year old the other day, what a fucken pre-teen player!"

by Marc November 11, 2003

farf

Another term for hair that grows around the anus.

I was pretty sure that the chef didn't like me because I found farf in my soup.

by Marc April 26, 2005

Plungerboard

Plungerboard - Often used sitting down to enable the rider to lean side to side to keep controll.

Riding down on a PlungerBoard(TM) There are left and right turns, Useing your legs/upper body to turn around them.

by Marc November 29, 2003

Soo Bahk Do

A martial art created by Hwang Kee of Korea. Its purpose is unification of the body, mind, and spirit. Its practitioners focus not on besting others, but on bettering themselves. Formerly known as "Tang Soo Do," Soo Bahk Do and traditional martial arts like it should be considered artforms and practices; never sport.

If you want a quality martial art with goals of honoring tradition and bettering the self... you should check out Soo Bahk Do.

More information at www.soobahkdo.com

by Marc December 29, 2004