4 definitions by Marc Dick Johnson
When I wake up everyday it is my denstiny to make the life of others in my presence far more miserable than my own by utilizing my proficient dicklitude abilities.
by Marc Dick Johnson December 4, 2008
A person who finds it necessary to publish every word they can think of or the words of others in order to feel as though they have achieved some great accomplishment in life.
Oh my gulosh Mary, where does Marc get some of the words he says? Did he get that shit off Urban Dictionary or what? I don't know Mechelle since he thinks it's necessary to deliver his dicklitude with such sarcasm and you think it's in your denstiny to be a dicklopediac you should add his words if they aren't published yet.
by Marc Dick Johnson December 4, 2008
A person who finds it necessary to publish every word they can think of or the words of others in order to feel as though they have achieved some great accomplishment in life.
Oh my gulosh Mary, where does Marc get some of the words he says? Did he get that shit off Urban Dictionary or what? I don't know Mechelle since he thinks it's necessary to deliver his dicklitude with such sarcasm and you think it's in your denstiny to be a dicklopediac you should add his words if they aren't published yet.
by Marc Dick Johnson December 4, 2008
1. An individual with the lack of any common sense or elementary knowledge and destines to do or be something idiotic.
2. An individual who considers it their destiny and only aspiration in life to achieve grandiose dicklitude.
3. A belligerently drunk individual who believes they are extremely knowledgeable and capable however the lack of motor skills has left them incapable of speaking proper English.
2. An individual who considers it their destiny and only aspiration in life to achieve grandiose dicklitude.
3. A belligerently drunk individual who believes they are extremely knowledgeable and capable however the lack of motor skills has left them incapable of speaking proper English.
I'm so good at drinking this beer that I think I'll go drive my car, it is my denstiny to get a DUI.
It is my denstiny throughout the day to be such an asshole to everyone around me that it is considered to be a skill.
Officer if I had something to drink right now I wouldn't be able to talk to you but if you'll hold on just a minute it is my denstiny to finish this beer then we can get on with this physical challenge of getting of my car and reciting the alphabet for you.
It is my denstiny throughout the day to be such an asshole to everyone around me that it is considered to be a skill.
Officer if I had something to drink right now I wouldn't be able to talk to you but if you'll hold on just a minute it is my denstiny to finish this beer then we can get on with this physical challenge of getting of my car and reciting the alphabet for you.
by Marc Dick Johnson December 4, 2008