Manuelmatthew's definitions

Alaskan Firecracker

It is when you shit and ejaculate on a girl's vagina. You proceed to make her queef, and the force will push the cum and the shit in an explosion, like a firecracker.

For the 4th of July, I think I'm gonna give Shelly an Alaskan Firecracker.

by Manuelmatthew July 1, 2011

Alaskan Ice Cream Float

When you proceed to ejaculate and take a dump in a glass, then shake up a soda. When having intercourse with your partner, you open the soda into her pussy and quickly throw in the ejaculate/feces combination.

John: What ever happened to your girlfriend Sally?
Mike: I gave her an Alaskan Ice Cream Float, and she never called again.

by Manuelmatthew July 1, 2011

Alaskan Rabies

When you cum around a chick's mouth. It gives the illusion of the girl having rabies.

I was having a threesome, and I gave the girl Alaskan Rabies. The other guy in bed got scared shitless.

by Manuelmatthew July 1, 2011

Alaskan Heartbeat

When you make a chick drink an Alaskan Ice Cream Float. Everytime she throws up, you cum in her mouth.

My girlfriend was sick for about a week after I gave her an Alaskan Heartbeat.

by Manuelmatthew July 1, 2011