1 definition by Mantivity

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to be torn between two testosterone driven and pleasurable activities
Heidi Klum offers to let you drive her Ferrari Enzo while giving you great head. Or Jessica Alba offers to grill you a dinner with meats of your choice, naked. Then have sex with you in the back yard in and around the pool. Which do you choose? It's such a manundrum.
by Mantivity September 23, 2008

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