when a blender or food processor is used on pulse instead of a vibrator
"george wanted to satisfy his wife sexually an himself gastronomically at the same time, thus got her a viblender."
when one uses a spearhead instead of a condom
"billy wanted to make sure his girlfriend would have a blast, but didnt want her pregnant, thus consulted his preacher on sanitary medievil protection."
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