7 definitions by Mandem_Nonce69

rhys has aids

rhys contracted aids with his boyfriend in africa.

man 1: did you see that rhys has aids
man 2: yeah wtf lol

by Mandem_Nonce69 October 21, 2020

rhys likes hippos

rhys likes hippos, he admitted to it in a problem based learning class at exactly 11:52am on the 21st of October 2020, he also commented that he especially likes male hippos or 5000000000kg hippos.

rhys: guys I like hippos, especially male ones
class: lol ur gay kid
rhys: just because I like Beastiality doesn't make me different!!!
class: rhys likes hippos!

by Mandem_Nonce69 October 21, 2020

A Rhys Joke

a joke that is unfunny or unamusing.
he likes men and has a big forehead

man 1: vanna look at your forehead haha
everyone else: *doesn't laugh*
vanna: that was a rhys joke

by Mandem_Nonce69 October 19, 2020

rhys the virgin

rhys is the biggest virgin, he prob will be a virgin for life or might lose his virginity at 45 in his mums basement.

man 1: rhys is the biggest virgin!
man 2: ikr he prob wont lose his virginity until he is 45!
man 1: what a ultra virgin
man 2: rhys the virgin lol

by Mandem_Nonce69 October 21, 2020

rhys likes cows

a man named Rhys who likes cows, also associated with English class and English presentations.

rhys: "fuck you all" *with photo of a cow*
class: *laughs*
rhys: I am dating a male cow

class: lol rhys likes cows

by Mandem_Nonce69 October 20, 2020

27 june

people born on this day are so hot and cute.

when were you born?
27 june
damn thats why your so hot

by Mandem_Nonce69 October 30, 2020

a vanna joke

a vanna joke is hillarious, he is so funny and so amazing. it is the opposite of a rhys joke because this is actually amusing.

man 1: says funny joke

man 2: that was a vanna joke because that was hillarious

by Mandem_Nonce69 October 19, 2020