6 definitions by Manabozhocoyote
A person, possibly under the influence, who believes that hemp is the world's grandest and most economical solution for problems ranging from boat construction and clean fuel to depression, appetite loss, and aggressive pets.
Hey, hempster! Lighten up! No, I didn't say "light up". Maybe that's where those nine missing IQ points went.
by Manabozhocoyote March 24, 2021
A zombie app is something that you accepted online long ago and rarely heard from. Now, it's acting undead, contacting you out of nowhere. You panic because you thought you paid them to go away for three years. And, you probably did.
Your account is paid up but they have forty new offerings you don't want. They know you'll panic because you think you got amnesia and your website's about to be shut down for non-payment.
They're able to go into the false-alarm business because giving an online company your email was so innocent back then. So innocent...
Your account is paid up but they have forty new offerings you don't want. They know you'll panic because you think you got amnesia and your website's about to be shut down for non-payment.
They're able to go into the false-alarm business because giving an online company your email was so innocent back then. So innocent...
Webintellects and Adobe used to be once-a-year passive resets. Now they're the undead--{zombie apps, spamming my email twice a week with rent-seeking advertising junk they want to sell me.
by Manabozhocoyote July 11, 2018
A purposely oxymoronic term for a doctrine or belief that includes no deity, yet seeks to censure non-believers in authoritarian ways similar to fundamentalist religious codes: inhibition, prohibition, penalties, physical punishment, signal-jamming, civil disruption, rough or violent confrontation.
When those demonstrators against genetically modified kitty chow were rioting blocking traffic and torching boxes of cat food, it was another victory for secular theocracy.
by Manabozhocoyote March 4, 2017
Those three levelantes finished the potholes on our block. They'll work on the next street tomorrow.
by Manabozhocoyote March 22, 2017
When someone hits a rough spot and responds with a story of themselves as a victim, especially if that person has fame, money, influence, status or some combination of such things.
SO! Those two {Empire-actor Osundairo brothers sent Jussie hate-mail, shouted 'MAGA country,' threw bleach, brought a rope noose, and then cashed Jussie's check?? That victim flip story ain't getting any traction. That ain't an attack. That's a comedy skit!
by Manabozhocoyote March 16, 2019
Ockham's Rogaine is a way of calling "foul" on a complex, fantastical claim about almost anything. It is the opposite of Ockham’s razor, William of Ockham's classic formula. Ockham’s razor says that among competing explanations, we should prefer the simplest one. A razor cuts away excess "hair" and simplifies loopy reasoning. Rogaine, figuratively, grows it and creates a long, unruly line of thinking.
That guy at the bus station must have poured on a lot of Ockham's Rogaine to get an alien abduction, Pope Francis and the Czech lottery, all in the same conspiracy.
by Manabozhocoyote February 16, 2016