16 definitions by Malware.
If anybody managed to get up off their asses and do something today, I congratulate you. You're not a lazy fuck
Great Job
by Malware. January 11, 2019
An expression used by band nerds (like me). It causes the speaker to talk about their fondest or worst memories at band camp. Makes me feel old.
by Malware. January 14, 2019
Kyler is the best girl in the world (Yes, girl). Kyler is beautiful, fun, caring, and just overall amazing. Kyler sometimes degrades herself, but she doesn't know that she is pure awesomeness (Until now that is). Kyler is willing to try and cheer her friends up.
by Malware. January 12, 2019
A series of slang words and large amount of grammatical errors used during speaking to make someone sound 'cool'. Used commonly by teens.
Timmy: Wassup mah niggas! Its yo boy, Lil Timmy, the real balla. We about to pop some joint, bitches!
Jared: TIMMY! What the fuck are you doing on my yard? Is that a joint? I thought you were a nerd!
Timmy: You's crazy, bitch. Lil Timmy is always cool, fo real. Poppin' joint is my specialty.
Jared: Yeah, right. You're a fucking virgin. I doubt you even got as far as a handshake with girl.
Timmy: Her hand be shakin'. Shakin' whle beatin my meat, nigga.
Jared: Timmy, you're as white as white can get. You can take that imaginary girl hand, and go fuck yourself. Your dumb ass ghetto talk will get you nowhere. Now get your white ass outta here.
Timmy: Dayum, nigga. Ok, I see you.
Jared: You'll be seeing nothing after I beat the shit out of you. Go away.
Ghetto Talk has taken everyone.
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Jared: TIMMY! What the fuck are you doing on my yard? Is that a joint? I thought you were a nerd!
Timmy: You's crazy, bitch. Lil Timmy is always cool, fo real. Poppin' joint is my specialty.
Jared: Yeah, right. You're a fucking virgin. I doubt you even got as far as a handshake with girl.
Timmy: Her hand be shakin'. Shakin' whle beatin my meat, nigga.
Jared: Timmy, you're as white as white can get. You can take that imaginary girl hand, and go fuck yourself. Your dumb ass ghetto talk will get you nowhere. Now get your white ass outta here.
Timmy: Dayum, nigga. Ok, I see you.
Jared: You'll be seeing nothing after I beat the shit out of you. Go away.
Ghetto Talk has taken everyone.
Click my handle to see my other definitions.
by Malware. January 20, 2019
A state in whic one is sexually aroused. This can be cured by masturbation, fucking a goat, having sex, reading memes, listening to Death Metal, and watching the Twin Towers fall.
by Malware. January 16, 2019
When a black guy creampies a white girl.
by Malware. January 12, 2019
Pikachu is an Eletric-Mouse Pokemon and his partner is Ash Ketchum. Pikachu is cute and speaks with a high squeak. Looks can be deceiving because PIKACHU WILL FUCKING ROAST YOU ON A SPIT!
PIKACHU IS OVER 5 POUNDS OF FUCKIN' ELECTRICITY! HE MADE YOUR MOM BUY ALL OF THOSE FUCKING ELECTROTHERAPY SHITS AFTER HE FUCKED HER! HE CAN ROAST HOT DOGS WITH HIS FUCKIN BODY! HE CAN MAKE MASSIVE ELETRICAL STORMS BIG ENOUGH TO ELECTROCUTE YOU FATHER WHO LEFT YOU! AS IF THAT WASN'T ENOUGH, HE GETS FUCKIN BIGGER AND TURNS INTO RAICHU! A BIGGER FUCKER WITH MORE POWER!
PIKACHU IS OVER 5 POUNDS OF FUCKIN' ELECTRICITY! HE MADE YOUR MOM BUY ALL OF THOSE FUCKING ELECTROTHERAPY SHITS AFTER HE FUCKED HER! HE CAN ROAST HOT DOGS WITH HIS FUCKIN BODY! HE CAN MAKE MASSIVE ELETRICAL STORMS BIG ENOUGH TO ELECTROCUTE YOU FATHER WHO LEFT YOU! AS IF THAT WASN'T ENOUGH, HE GETS FUCKIN BIGGER AND TURNS INTO RAICHU! A BIGGER FUCKER WITH MORE POWER!
by Malware. January 23, 2019