81 definitions by MalumLibrum958
by MalumLibrum958 September 20, 2023
Person 1: Hey, your uncle Clovis died yesterday.
Person 2: Well, that just kicks me in the balls and steals my money.
Person 2: Well, that just kicks me in the balls and steals my money.
by MalumLibrum958 September 2, 2022
A mason jar filled with urine that is intended to be thrown at people as a weapon, especially spies. Oftentimes, snipers will be caught using this weapon. Especially popular in the second Team Fortress.
by MalumLibrum958 November 22, 2020
A person or thing that is absolutely brutal to other people. Oftentimes, a brutalizer is not only hard to kill, but also has a habit of murdering others in horrifically gruesome ways.
The brutalizer picked up his chainsaw and cut the peasant in half.
The brutalizer punched the man's brains out with his bare fists.
The brutalizer punched the man's brains out with his bare fists.
by MalumLibrum958 September 26, 2021
A challenging gothic roguelike turn-based RPG about the psychological stresses of adventuring. In other words, all your heroes are going to die and there's jack shit you can do about it.
Bob: Hey, Bill, did you play Darkest Dungeon last night?
Bill: Fuck that shit. I don't have any hair left to pull out, asshole.
Bill: Fuck that shit. I don't have any hair left to pull out, asshole.
by MalumLibrum958 April 2, 2022
A coward. Real men will come at you with a big sword and cut your head off. This guy will hide in the highest tower he can find and blow your brains out with a rifle from a kilometer away. What a noob. What a dick.
That dumbass sniper keeps blowing my fucking head off!
I've had enough of these goddamn snipers!
Who would win: a demolition expert with a claymore, or a sniper?
My right hand man is a spy. He should be able to get rid of that sniper easily enough.
So there I was, looking down my scope at another sniper...
I've had enough of these goddamn snipers!
Who would win: a demolition expert with a claymore, or a sniper?
My right hand man is a spy. He should be able to get rid of that sniper easily enough.
So there I was, looking down my scope at another sniper...
by MalumLibrum958 November 22, 2020
Bobby: Hey Rob, do you know how to pronounce "augh"?
Robby: (falls in woodchipper) AUGH!
Bobby: Hey, thanks, Rob! ...Rob?
Robby: (falls in woodchipper) AUGH!
Bobby: Hey, thanks, Rob! ...Rob?
by MalumLibrum958 January 6, 2023