2 definitions by Malix711

Towel

A random, obscure comeback when nothing else can be thought of. First used by South Park character Towely.

"Sir. We can't accept your application on account of...well...you're a towel."

"Uhh...uhm...you're a towel..."

by Malix711 July 11, 2008

A lazy way of saying Douche Bag when Douche still seems too long to say...

"Dude. You're a Bag for eating all the chips."

by Malix711 July 11, 2008