1 definition by Mali Niggas
A sexy young girl tryna live life to the fullest. Shakira is one of a kind, and so is her name. She loves to dance, twerk, and grind on anything In sight. She is absolutely stunning nobody can take their eyes off of her. Niggas who grew up wit each other, and consider themselves as family, will be fighting for Shakira. Left and right, you’ll never get enough of her, EVERYONE is talking about how pretty she is on a daily. Some females who get jealous of her would try to lie about her and try to ruin her name. But, anybody who knows Shakira will never fold for that b.s. Shakira is blessed. If ur name is Shakira then u already blessed in life. Don’t start shit with Shakira, cuz you’ll just end up regretting it.
Nigga #1: That girl kinda cute
Nigga #2: U better not be talking about my girl
Nigga # 3: nahhh. Y’all goofy
Nigga #1: I saw Shakira first. Fuck y’all
Nigga #2: I Snapchat her on a daily tf
Nigga #4: istg shit is gonna go down if ur texting my shordy. U better not be texting my shordy.
Nigga #3: Shakira don’t know y’all or claim y’all. She wants ‘em with the paper.
Nigga #2: Who wants smoke wit me?? Who tf tryna start shit. Ohmylordd
( Niggas from across the street start running to niggas fighting over Shakira)
Niggas from across the street: Did someone say Shakira?? We finna bury this block, if any of y’all tryna claim her.
Nigga #1: we don’t want no problem. I’m just tryna explain to these niggas that Shakira is my queen, and she mine.
Niggas from across the street: wtf did u just say??!
Bang Bang Bing Bring Pow Pow Ding.
( Niggas from across the street start shooting, one by one blood splattered everywhere, niggas who just wanted to claim a baddie are getting killed. But somehow nigga #2 escaped with his iPhone 8 Plus about to fall out of his pocket, but he catches it in time. He runs to his granny crib 2 blocks away. He gets there, and opens his snap. He texts Shakira “hey cutie, how u been”. Shakira replies “all good, shordy”. He tells her that they need to link up soon. Shakira agrees and says u know what, come by crib. My momma ain’t home rn.
Nigga #2: U better not be talking about my girl
Nigga # 3: nahhh. Y’all goofy
Nigga #1: I saw Shakira first. Fuck y’all
Nigga #2: I Snapchat her on a daily tf
Nigga #4: istg shit is gonna go down if ur texting my shordy. U better not be texting my shordy.
Nigga #3: Shakira don’t know y’all or claim y’all. She wants ‘em with the paper.
Nigga #2: Who wants smoke wit me?? Who tf tryna start shit. Ohmylordd
( Niggas from across the street start running to niggas fighting over Shakira)
Niggas from across the street: Did someone say Shakira?? We finna bury this block, if any of y’all tryna claim her.
Nigga #1: we don’t want no problem. I’m just tryna explain to these niggas that Shakira is my queen, and she mine.
Niggas from across the street: wtf did u just say??!
Bang Bang Bing Bring Pow Pow Ding.
( Niggas from across the street start shooting, one by one blood splattered everywhere, niggas who just wanted to claim a baddie are getting killed. But somehow nigga #2 escaped with his iPhone 8 Plus about to fall out of his pocket, but he catches it in time. He runs to his granny crib 2 blocks away. He gets there, and opens his snap. He texts Shakira “hey cutie, how u been”. Shakira replies “all good, shordy”. He tells her that they need to link up soon. Shakira agrees and says u know what, come by crib. My momma ain’t home rn.
by Mali Niggas July 19, 2018