32 definitions by Major Thomas

The talking heads of TV news stations who are experts on nothing except reading ‘talking points’ written by others.
It’s so hard to get true information on cable news stations because of the DUMBDITS who almost always get things wrong!
by Major Thomas March 14, 2018
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The cleavage that is a result of breast implants and poor choices of blouses.
Her cleavage was referred to as her ‘Silicone Valley’... because of its ‘inception’ created after breast augmentation.
by Major Thomas February 8, 2018
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The next beginning of everything. As the entropy of the universe retraces into a single particle over and over again.
I believe that there will be a BIGGERBANG after the current universe is in entropy and will need to start again.
by Major Thomas April 3, 2018
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The inability to believe in information on Farcebook made the social media world confused and mislead.
The damage done on Farcebook was seen in the recent presidential election due to false information that was allowed to twist people’ vote.
by Major Thomas January 20, 2018
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To temporarily daze or drift from the conversation subject.
I started GLITCHIN’ OFF during the boring class I was in today.
by Major Thomas February 27, 2018
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To temporarily daze or drift from the conversation subject.
I started GLITCHIN’ OFF during the boring class I was in today.
by Major Thomas February 27, 2018
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The pre-written garbage that some actual ‘Newscasts’ made their Anchors and Pundits pledge because they were being used as Puppets by our broken leader.
I have lost all hope for getting facts from most Television Newscasts after watching the Pundits say the same ‘Pledge to Appeasement’ like puppets.
by Major Thomas April 3, 2018
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