Magic kitty's definitions

r/MadeOfStyrofoam

A subreddit where people who self harm go on to relate to others who have similar issues. Often times you will see memes (often self-deprecating) and rants. It's often shorted as r/MoS, and they have a certain lingo. For example, styrofoam (or 'styro') refers to the dermis layer of the skin, which is white and resembles styrofoam. Yeeting is the act of self harming, and yeeting bois/slicey bois is the tool they use to hurt themselves with. This subreddit is not for everyone.

r/MadeOfStyrofoam doesn't glorify self harming, but rather serves as a sanctuary for those who do, and it doesn't matter how "bad" you have it, you're still valid all the same. Please don't hurt yourself, Reader. It's not worth it. Trust me, I know. I seem like a faceless words on a screen, but I too have a backstory, and you probably do too since you've looked it up. You've no reason to listen to me, and you probably won't. And due to the limitations the online worlds gives me, I can't stop you. I just hope my words reach and help someone in the world.

by Magic kitty April 10, 2022

Good morning

A phatic expression (used as a greet or "small talk" for its own sake) for which I have an unaffected scorn. When I get up in the mornings, I have no desire to tell people good morning. I just want to be left alone. It's so annoying because half the time the people who say this are just random people at school like teachers who don't actually care, and only say it out of some moral obligation, and you're coerced into saying it back out of the same moral obligation and unbreakable social decency. I have social anxiety and really just don't want to talk to anyone. If it's said by someone who may actually give a shit, like family members or friends, then fine, but if it's stupid teachers who don't even acknowledge you but the first 10 seconds in the morning that they see you, then the phrase itself can go to Hell for all I care.

"Good morning."

"Shut up."

by Magic kitty April 29, 2022

r/unpopularopinion

A true abomination of a sub. If you actually use the sub for its purpose, you get downvoted into oblivion, but if you post a popular opinion, then you get upvotes and awards and what have you. This is why r/the10thdentist is better.

Person: "guys rape is bad"
The post: 100k upvotes and 35 awards
All the comments: "wow this really belongs on r/unpopularopinion!"

by Magic kitty October 12, 2021

Drop out

Either used as a verb meaning quitting school - this could be college or regular school - before the end of the year, or adjective describing someone who did.

As a verb: "I want to drop out of school."

As an adjective (describing a noun, in this case a person): "I'm a high school drop out."

by Magic kitty April 28, 2022

Retard

\ri-'tärd\ vb : to hold back : delay the progress of.

Or probably what you actually looked the word up for:

adj. : slow or limited in intellectual, emotional, or academic progress.

Often times, retard is used as a slur. That's probably why you looked this up, but I thought it'd be funny to give an actual definition to it as well. So yeah, you learned something! It's not always a slur, sometimes it's used to mean something else, too. But under those contexts, it's best to use "slow" or "delay" as opposed to this word, due to the negative connotation this word holds bu default.

by Magic kitty April 9, 2022

Simpship

Like friendship where the feeling is mutual and reciprocated, but instead of being just each other's friends they simp for each other. This includes, but definitely not limited to: putting one on a pedestal as though they are the mere embodiment of perfection, constantly complimenting each other, always talking to each other, talking about the most boring stuff that you two still can't help but find interesting, whereas anyone else would've long been asleep if you had the same conversation with them, telling utterly pointless stories from your lives, telling secrets to them that you took a personal and seldom oath to yourself to never tell, etc.

If you feel that you have a relationship that is reminiscent of the aforementioned, you're made for each other. Ask them out.

Person 1: "I talk to him 24/7 and we never get tired of each other!"

Person 2: "Sounds like a simpship."

by Magic kitty May 3, 2022

Beans

"Beans," or "Forbidden/Baked beans"is used in the r/MadeOfStyrofoam community to mean the layer of fat. It is said that the fat looks like baked beans.

Person: "Ew, look at this later of fat! It looks like beans!"

by Magic kitty April 10, 2022