Like friendship where the feeling is mutual and reciprocated, but instead of being just each other's friends they simp for each other. This includes, but definitely not limited to: putting one on a pedestal as though they are the mere embodiment of perfection, constantly complimenting each other, always talking to each other, talking about the most boring stuff that you two still can't help but find interesting, whereas anyone else would've long been asleep if you had the same conversation with them, telling utterly pointless stories from your lives, telling secrets to them that you took a personal and seldom oath to yourself to never tell, etc.
If you feel that you have a relationship that is reminiscent of the aforementioned, you're made for each other. Ask them out.
If you feel that you have a relationship that is reminiscent of the aforementioned, you're made for each other. Ask them out.
Person 1: "I talk to him 24/7 and we never get tired of each other!"
Person 2: "Sounds like a simpship."
Person 2: "Sounds like a simpship."
by Magic kitty May 03, 2022
Get the Simpshipmug. "Beans," or "Forbidden/Baked beans"is used in the r/MadeOfStyrofoam community to mean the layer of fat. It is said that the fat looks like baked beans.
by Magic kitty April 10, 2022
Get the Beansmug. The act of ending one's own life. It's not for attention - for if you're dead it's negated anyway, it's not cowardly or selfish. Only those who assume it is are cowardly and selfish.
It's done because you're depressed.
Depression is a disease, like cancer or diabetes. You don't ostracise or vilify someone for having cancer or diabetes, right? How's this any different? If someone got a disease from their own lifestyle you'd still not yell at them for it because they're suffering enough.
Or if someone got a less serious illness like a cold or something and the day before they went outside in the cold without a jacket you'd still not yell at them. A "You should wear a jacket next time" at most. Something constructive, not destructive.
And you wouldn't yell at someone for not telling you why they're sick, because they don't always know, and yelling at them makes it worse, for them and for you. It's backwards logic that if you want someone to open up to you, that you yell at them about not opening up or talking to them.
A few reasons why someone may want to do so are: stress, drama, overwhelmed, the loss of life, bullying, things going awry, people making you feel worse, places, actions, moods, thinking it is easier, moods, wanting to "restart," the past, or the future.
These are all reasons. None are invalid, they are just tragic as reasons. If you or someone you know is depressed/suicidal, and you don't have a recognisable reason, it makes no difference on how bad it is.
It's done because you're depressed.
Depression is a disease, like cancer or diabetes. You don't ostracise or vilify someone for having cancer or diabetes, right? How's this any different? If someone got a disease from their own lifestyle you'd still not yell at them for it because they're suffering enough.
Or if someone got a less serious illness like a cold or something and the day before they went outside in the cold without a jacket you'd still not yell at them. A "You should wear a jacket next time" at most. Something constructive, not destructive.
And you wouldn't yell at someone for not telling you why they're sick, because they don't always know, and yelling at them makes it worse, for them and for you. It's backwards logic that if you want someone to open up to you, that you yell at them about not opening up or talking to them.
A few reasons why someone may want to do so are: stress, drama, overwhelmed, the loss of life, bullying, things going awry, people making you feel worse, places, actions, moods, thinking it is easier, moods, wanting to "restart," the past, or the future.
These are all reasons. None are invalid, they are just tragic as reasons. If you or someone you know is depressed/suicidal, and you don't have a recognisable reason, it makes no difference on how bad it is.
You're not an idiot, you can plug in your own example. But as for a final reiteration, don't ostracise or vilify someone who tried to commit suicide, or someone who is depressed. A few years ago my mom asked in the car why I tried to kill myself, and I said I didn't know, and she got mad and started beating her steering wheel because I wouldn't give her an answer. That was years ago and I still remember it. I remember how scared I was, and how I swore to myself to never open up to her as much as I used to. Her and I have a strained relationship now.
Years later, I attempted again, and she said it was for attention and to join a bandwagon. It wasn't. She is a horrible person who grossly misunderstands mental health, please don't be like her.
Years later, I attempted again, and she said it was for attention and to join a bandwagon. It wasn't. She is a horrible person who grossly misunderstands mental health, please don't be like her.
by Magic kitty June 09, 2022
Get the Suicidemug. \'män-stər\ n 1 : an abnormally developed plant or animal. 2 : an animal of strange or terrifying shape; also : one unusually large of its kind. 3 : an extremely ugly, wicked, or cruel person.
To usually mean make-believe and often magical creatures of unknown or known origin, like Slenderman or Bigfoot. When used to describe a person, however, it's much more demeaning. You're basically denying that person of having any resemblance of a human being - morals, emotions etc. It's not a nice thing. Some people are cold, but not all to their very core like some seem.
My own grandmother called me a monster. She was probably right, but it still hurt...
My own grandmother called me a monster. She was probably right, but it still hurt...
by Magic kitty April 10, 2022
Get the Monstermug. Death and taxes are a fait accompli.
by Magic kitty June 08, 2022
Get the fait accomplimug. \ri-'tärd\ vb : to hold back : delay the progress of.
Or probably what you actually looked the word up for:
adj. : slow or limited in intellectual, emotional, or academic progress.
Or probably what you actually looked the word up for:
adj. : slow or limited in intellectual, emotional, or academic progress.
Often times, retard is used as a slur. That's probably why you looked this up, but I thought it'd be funny to give an actual definition to it as well. So yeah, you learned something! It's not always a slur, sometimes it's used to mean something else, too. But under those contexts, it's best to use "slow" or "delay" as opposed to this word, due to the negative connotation this word holds bu default.
by Magic kitty April 09, 2022
Get the Retardmug. Person 1: "The first 50 digits of pi is 3.14159265358979323846 264338327950288419716939937510."
Person 2: "Shut up, nerd."
Person 2: "Shut up, nerd."
by Magic kitty November 18, 2021
Get the 3.14159265358979323846 264338327950288419716939937510mug.