Magic Mocha's definitions

Princess Poppycunt

The royal companion to Prince Poppycock.

Prince Charles is to Princess Diana as Prince Poppycock is to...

A.) Freddie Mercury
B.) Elton John
C.) Liberace
D.) Princess Poppycunt

by Magic Mocha September 18, 2010

CrackDonald's

People who are addicted to McDonalds food usually kids, teenagers, fat fucks and stupidiots who change there last name to something stupid.

After the big game Chad Ochocinco be jonesing for some CrackDonald's.

by Magic Mocha September 17, 2010

Sadmeal

A McDonalds happy meal without a toy, usually happens when Mom is pmsing and goes through the drive thru too fast, never checks the order and the pimplefester doesn't either. Then poor Mom has to listen to little Johnny throw a shitfit all the way home. sometimes resulting in a backhand and that makes for a Saddermeal. If Johnny end up with a black eye and his school teacher calls the cops on Mom its the saddest meal and if Johnny dies in the ER of a brain hemorrhage then its a Sadisticmeal.

Mom: What do you want for supper Johnny?

Johnny: (screams) CrackDonald's

(sings) yeah I'm gonna get a Toy, maybe its a racecar, maybe its a beanie baby, maybe its a Robot.

Mom: Sorry pal its a sadmeal only a few fries, a knapkin and a greaseburger

Johnny: (throws a shitfit) arhhhhh when I grow up I'm going to beat the crap out a that clown.

Mom: SHUTUP (whap)

by Magic Mocha September 17, 2010

greaseburgers

a cheese burger that is so greasy the cheese is wet and slimy and the grease is saturated through the bun and wrapper, usually served by pimplefesters who work at crackdonalds

Hello pimplefester how many crackdonald's greaseburgers do I have to eat to get a complexion like yours?

well you can eat 3 or rub one directly on the skin.

by Magic Mocha September 17, 2010