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crap

1. Feces, human or animal waste

2. Bullshit, lies, being full of shit

3. a contraction of the words Country + Rap = Crap

4. Kid Rock- see all of the above
I went to see Kid Rock in concert, he's crap.
This statement is true for all of the above definitions.
He looks smells and sounds like crap (a six foot pile of feces)

He singing or rapping is nothing but crap (bullshit and lies, he is so full of shit).

They type of music he perfoms is crap. (a fucked up blend of county music and rap)

The reason he is successful is he bullshits the crowd
and says things like "good bless america" "I love all you soliders" "Nascar Whooo" and tries to steal the fans of legit performers like Willie Nelson, Lynyrd Skynyrd,Bob Seger and KISS. also tries to steal the fans of popular non-talents like Bon Jovi,Eminem and Bret Michaels. and steals riffs from people who are now dead-the late great Warren Zevon.
by Magic Mocha September 18, 2010
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Princess Poppycunt

Prince Charles is to Princess Diana as Prince Poppycock is to...

A.) Freddie Mercury
B.) Elton John
C.) Liberace
D.) Princess Poppycunt
by Magic Mocha September 18, 2010
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peacunt

the female version of a peacock used by stupidiots who don't know the correct word is peahen.
During the mating season the peacock flares out its feathers when trying to get the attention of the peacunt.
by Magic Mocha September 17, 2010
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greaseburgers

a cheese burger that is so greasy the cheese is wet and slimy and the grease is saturated through the bun and wrapper, usually served by pimplefesters who work at crackdonalds
Hello pimplefester how many crackdonald's greaseburgers do I have to eat to get a complexion like yours?

well you can eat 3 or rub one directly on the skin.
by Magic Mocha September 17, 2010
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