pimplefester

A teenager who's face and or forehead is covered with acne, some times bright red, shiny white or deep black pores. Usually works at the drive thru at Crackdonalds handling your food and change.

Mom to CrackDonald's manager : Next time I go to the drive thru please make sure you double check the order, my son threw a shitfit the other day and your pimplefester was so busy stuffing his face with greaseburgers he forgot the damn toy.

Pimplefester to his manager: Yo toy was bagged and tagged, Bro she be pmsing

by Magic Mocha September 17, 2010

rfkia

Acronym for "Royal Fucking Know It All"

pronounced are-eff-kee-ya

variations include fkia "Fucking Know It All"

pronounced eff-kee-ya

use the rfkia when the person is a known celebrity
use fkia when talking about teenagers or in-laws etc

A lot of sports casters and talk show hosts are rfkia's, People like Bob Costas, Howard Cowsell, Bryant Gumball, Keith Olberman, Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Laura Ingraham etc.
Not all talk show hosts are fkias, Don Imus and Bill O'Reilly are just stupid assholes.

sometimes my brother in law is such a fkia,
could be worse, at least he's not Dr Phi,l he is a rfkia.

by Magic Mocha September 22, 2010

Princess Poppycunt

The royal companion to Prince Poppycock.

Prince Charles is to Princess Diana as Prince Poppycock is to...

A.) Freddie Mercury
B.) Elton John
C.) Liberace
D.) Princess Poppycunt

by Magic Mocha September 18, 2010

peacunt

the female version of a peacock used by stupidiots who don't know the correct word is peahen.

During the mating season the peacock flares out its feathers when trying to get the attention of the peacunt.

by Magic Mocha September 17, 2010