Magic Mocha's definitions

sleezeburger

a contraction of SLimey and cheese burger, a greasey slimey cheeseburger the kind they sell at crackDonald's

Cheap Charlie: When I go to CrackDonalds I order from the value menu, I get sleezeburger, fries and a diet choke for $3.

Cheap Whore: When I order CrackDonalds I thown the pimplefester a humjob or a titty-fucking and I eats for free!

by Magic Mocha September 17, 2010

Strondom

Strondom- A contraction of STRaw and cONDOM- the little condom like piece of straw wrapper that the restaurant or bar staff leaves on the straw when they bring you a drink.

Excuse me waitress, Could you get me another drink? This one doesn't have a strondom, and I practice safe drinking.

by Magic Mocha September 16, 2010

Princess Poppycunt

The royal companion to Prince Poppycock.

Prince Charles is to Princess Diana as Prince Poppycock is to...

A.) Freddie Mercury
B.) Elton John
C.) Liberace
D.) Princess Poppycunt

by Magic Mocha September 18, 2010

pimplefester

A teenager who's face and or forehead is covered with acne, some times bright red, shiny white or deep black pores. Usually works at the drive thru at Crackdonalds handling your food and change.

Mom to CrackDonald's manager : Next time I go to the drive thru please make sure you double check the order, my son threw a shitfit the other day and your pimplefester was so busy stuffing his face with greaseburgers he forgot the damn toy.

Pimplefester to his manager: Yo toy was bagged and tagged, Bro she be pmsing

by Magic Mocha September 17, 2010