Mag1ci4n's definitions

bog wench

A fat, pale, mall-gothic, unattractive female usually present at metal concerts, Hot Topic, anime conventions and role-playing seminars. Typically outfitted in those stupid goth chain pants and excessive body odor. Also a name for any fat female.

Whoa that Bog Wench gets 2D6 armor saves when she listens to Nightwish!

My fat neighbor is such a bog wench!

by Mag1ci4n January 8, 2008

gloopy sampson

When you are wiping your ass, and you get shit on your finger(s) accidentally.

Trying to wipe off the hanging chad resulted in a vicious gloopy sampson.

It is inadvisable to take a shit in a moving motorhome; you may get a gloopy sampson.

by Mag1ci4n January 8, 2008