2 definitions by Maddog Keepsbarkin'
The act of squatting over someone wearing a bear mask while they're asleep while you poor vodka between you asscheeks then fart in their face while lighting your fart aflame so that it burns the face and singes the hair off whom ever you are trying to wake up.
Guy walks over to friend...
Friend- Dude what the hell happened to your eyebrows?! they are completely gone along with your beard!
Guy- Nikolai gave me a russian alarm clock...
Friend- Motherfucker
Friend- Dude what the hell happened to your eyebrows?! they are completely gone along with your beard!
Guy- Nikolai gave me a russian alarm clock...
Friend- Motherfucker
by Maddog Keepsbarkin' January 9, 2012
Dude #1- Damn your girl is smokin' hot!
Dude #2- I know but she is one kinky babe in bed, my ass still hurts like hell from that Irish bitch she gave me last night.
Dude #2- I know but she is one kinky babe in bed, my ass still hurts like hell from that Irish bitch she gave me last night.
by Maddog Keepsbarkin' January 9, 2012