1 definition by Maddika

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A unique specimen, with all or none of the following traits:
rather lovely profile,
his forehead looks like the hood of a car,
unable to remain balanced on the stairs,
and has only been drunk once.
Monty, don't fall....! Are you drunk again? Wait,that can't be right. Your forehead looks like the hood of a car. Hey, nice profile.
by Maddika November 12, 2008

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