7 definitions by MadameTesla
by MadameTesla August 7, 2016
by MadameTesla June 7, 2017
Someone who suffers such severe anxiety, especially anxiety involving food, that it affects the ability to eat normally.
A portmanteau of anxiety and vegetarian.
A portmanteau of anxiety and vegetarian.
You look gorgeous, honey! What's your diet secret? I'm jealous.
- I'm an anxietarian. When I have a panic attack, I can't even bring myself to eat anything at all.
- I'm an anxietarian. When I have a panic attack, I can't even bring myself to eat anything at all.
by MadameTesla February 4, 2018
Hans tried to stifle a sneeze in front of the Führer as he spoke, but he couldn't handle it anymore and finally interrupted with a loud, "Heilchoo!"
by MadameTesla August 7, 2016
1. (male) To refrain from engaging in intercourse
2. (both sexes) To mind one's own business, keep out of other people's personal lives and affairs.
2. (both sexes) To mind one's own business, keep out of other people's personal lives and affairs.
1. Hey, it's best to keep your dick in your pants right now, since you didn't bring a condom. You don't want to get an STD, do you?
2. A: Hey, what's wrong? You look upset.
B: Keep your dick in your pants. I don't have to tell you anything.
2. A: Hey, what's wrong? You look upset.
B: Keep your dick in your pants. I don't have to tell you anything.
by MadameTesla July 28, 2015
n. The (usually illegal) act of drugging or intoxicating someone to persuade the person to do something.
Since he never really listened to anything I said, I decided to use some chemical persuasion to get him to have sex with me and it worked.
by MadameTesla May 16, 2015
A euphemism for suicide by gun.
It was common for bullets to be made from lead in the old days, as well as inserting the gun barrel into the mouth to fire as a common suicide method, hence kissing lead.
It was common for bullets to be made from lead in the old days, as well as inserting the gun barrel into the mouth to fire as a common suicide method, hence kissing lead.
Such a shame that a young man with his whole life ahead of him ended it in a dingy gas station by kissing lead.
by MadameTesla November 16, 2014