24 definitions by MadMark255
A euphemism for proposing to your significant other.
A common saying among Vikings during their time period. When Vikings proposed to their significant others, they'd usually get down on one knee (similar to the tradition today) and do so. Then they'd settle down and maybe stop pillaging as much.
Since actually being shot in the knee with a real arrow would have a more-or-less similar effect, the phrase "Took an arrow to the knee," became a saying for proposal.
That's why the guards in the game Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim say it so often; the game is heavily influenced by Viking culture, and most of the guards are probably married.
A common saying among Vikings during their time period. When Vikings proposed to their significant others, they'd usually get down on one knee (similar to the tradition today) and do so. Then they'd settle down and maybe stop pillaging as much.
Since actually being shot in the knee with a real arrow would have a more-or-less similar effect, the phrase "Took an arrow to the knee," became a saying for proposal.
That's why the guards in the game Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim say it so often; the game is heavily influenced by Viking culture, and most of the guards are probably married.
-Guard: I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I took an arrow to the knee.
-Dragonborn: Is she hot?
-Guard:...Fuck off.
-Dragonborn: Is she hot?
-Guard:...Fuck off.
by MadMark255 February 17, 2021
Bill: *Stares at some random chick's ass*
Dave: *slaps back of Bill's head* Yo, Cock for Brains, focus.
Dave: *slaps back of Bill's head* Yo, Cock for Brains, focus.
by MadMark255 November 11, 2020
-Alan: Hey, I'm starving. You got anything to eat?
-Bob: Yeah I'll get some Ghetto Shrimp.
-Alan: Cool, thanks.
-Bob: Yeah I'll get some Ghetto Shrimp.
-Alan: Cool, thanks.
by MadMark255 February 26, 2021