22 definitions by Macktown

getting mossed

A reference to Hall Of Fame wide receiver Randy Moss. It was to be owned in the contest for the ball. Specifically, it means to be dominated by another in any form of contest.

man the guy had no chance in the contest...from the moment he laid eyes on me, he knew he was getting mossed

by Macktown July 31, 2018

iron nipples

To be unaffected and outright dismissive of extremely cold weather

It's cold as all fuck today man but I tell you, that bitch Alessandra has iron nipples, the mud cunt is getting around in just heels, a mini skirt and jacket!

by Macktown July 18, 2018

nibble on the kibble

to devour a mans penis and balls as their homosexual lover

Lincoln likes to go home after a hard day at work and nibble on the kibble

by Macktown July 11, 2018

wheel out the cripple

the telling of sad, negative or heartbreaking life experiences to make others feel sorry for you

Jesus Tash, don't start talking that shit or mother is going to come in here and wheel out the cripple.

by Macktown January 14, 2019

on the shuffle

To be a master of avoiding basic daily assumed life tasks - like paying for lunch, working a full days work, etc.

Eddie: Where the fuck is VJ?

Andrew: Don't know, don't care. Just on the shuffle again man.

by Macktown July 31, 2019

on the shuffle

To be a master of finding ways to escape commonly accepted daily deeds - like paying for lunch, performing full days at work, etc.

Eddie: Where the fuck is VJ?

Andrew: Don't know, don't care. Just on the shuffle again man.

by Macktown July 31, 2019

touch of the terry

Diarrhea caused by an upset stomach. The resultant sloppy anus will need terry-towling rather than toilet paper to clean it up.

Elsie know she would be alright once the bug passed but until then she would need a touch of the terry.

by Macktown November 22, 2018