262 definitions by MaX

Cat in the Hat

Popular Dr. Suess book in which a hat wearing cat doubles as a veiled subliminal message for the use of condoms in acts of bestiality!

Timmy touch my weiner! -Dr. Suess

by MaX February 26, 2005

Mobil

Gas station that closes to early

I'm out of gas and that Mobil closed way to damn early.

by MaX August 7, 2004

Rosemary harris

Most kind person i know. she is my best friend. i would do anything for her. She is beautiful, smart, graceful, and a romantic. i love her

Rose is the most beautiful flower inthe world

by MaX December 21, 2004