6 definitions by MX29
A sexual position, normally done in a group setting in which"the fountain " rolls onto his(or her) shoulders with there ass in the air and proceed to excrete liquid shit into the air like a fountain while there are multiple guys lay on there backs and beat off in the poo rain.
"Did you end up going to sandy's place last weekend?" "Yeah man, it was pretty brutal " "oh yeah, get lucky? , "No. Ended up being a Tallahassee Sausage Orchestra , worst damb night of my life"
by MX29 December 13, 2019
A sexual position in which you load a pouch of skittles in to a vagina( or a butthole) and then blow air in to the vaginal cavity(or butthole) extending the person belly. Afterwards bending said person over and placing them in a headlock while another person gets on there knees behind the skittle recipient. After evreyone has taken there places ,the person administering the headlock kicks the recipient of the skittles in there bloated belly shooting the third person in the face with now slightly slimy skittles.
"Well it's a fact, I'm too fucked for normal sex" ,"why" ,the only way I get off nowadays is the old tropical shotgun.
by MX29 December 14, 2019
Quite a bit like schrodingers box, when a man (or woman) is in the bedroom with the door closed they are in a hypothetical state of both jerking it and not jerking it at the same time.
"Whare the hell is your roommate? " "oh he is pulling the old quantum jerk." "What?" "Well technically in this space and time, he is both beating off and not at the same time due to lack of knowledge but as we can clearly see while I open the door, he is shredding his meat like a mad man on bath salts"
by MX29 December 8, 2019
Your typical blumpkin administered by one in either a wheel chair or someone with a peg leg and an eye patch while screaming at the neighbors that you are not mentally challenged and you are just as normal as the rest of society.
Had a rough day at work and the boss called me special in the head . So the wife took me home and gave me the old forest blumpkin.
by MX29 December 8, 2019
A large celebration or party, typically a lavish and boisterous one normaly involving dick closely related to your typical bukkake.
by MX29 December 16, 2019
A frothy, yellowish (liquid but cake like) substance, normally sticky in its natural form and often confused with jazzum.( the color may differ depending on how much puss is in it) Excreted by the hermumphus when rubbed against its own gag-anula. It part of the reproductive process of the Meestachai.
"The fuck is all over you walls?" "Oh,that's screet." , "Jazzum?", "No secret, we got a meestachai in here."
by MX29 December 8, 2019