5 definitions by MSgt John Clarence Woods
by MSgt John Clarence Woods November 15, 2019
by MSgt John Clarence Woods December 10, 2019
An adherent of the vampire mythos presented by Irish author Abraham "Bram" Stoker in his 1897 novel "Dracula" and other works. Beyond being students of Stoker's writing, they take his word on vampires to be Sacred Writ. They are know by their battle cry, "Real vampires don't sparkle!" and consider the literary conventions presented in the 2008 "Twilight" series of vampire novels by Stephenie Meyer to be heresy most foul.
I was going to the Con as Bella Swan and got jumped by a bunch of Stokerian Fundamentalists with garlic and oaken stakes. I was lucky to get out alive!
by MSgt John Clarence Woods December 10, 2019
A person with a December birthday who ends up spending birthday money on someone else's Christmas present. Also someone who gets combined birthday/Christmas presents.
Rudolph bought Buddy's Christmas present with the $5 his granny gave him for his birthday, and his aunt gave him an ugly sweater for both. The poor guy's a complete Christmas bastard.
by MSgt John Clarence Woods December 14, 2019
noun: 1. A minor act of mischief or rule infraction bordering on criminal behavior, usually viewed by the authorities hardly worth the paperwork to act upon or amusing enough to rate a break.
2. What low level hoodlums do.
verb: To commit a hoodle, either alone or in concert with other hoodlers.
2. What low level hoodlums do.
verb: To commit a hoodle, either alone or in concert with other hoodlers.
The old lady set off the yuppy's airbag by whacking the bumper sensor with her hand bag. Man, what a sweet hoodle!
We hoodled the preacher by sending a gay porn mag subscription to the church in his name.
We hoodled the preacher by sending a gay porn mag subscription to the church in his name.
by MSgt John Clarence Woods May 1, 2021