Womb abuser

An ass hole man that lies to their girlfriends on the pretense of their parents accepting their union and marriage, if they have a child. However after the girlfriends's 8th month they run away to never be seen.
Person 1: Did you hear Mark told lies of possible marriage accepted by parents if they have a child, to like 10 woman. He ran away every time on each of their 8th month.

Person 2: That's horrible. Mark is a womb abuser.
by MST3K I like December 25, 2020
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literally high cow

A cow after it has grassed on weed plant rather than grazing on grass.
Person 1: Why is my weed plant stems missing, and why my cow acting so weird.

Person 2: Oh Lord! You got a literally high cow!
by MST3K I like December 27, 2020
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Horse Cock Fucker

A woman who loves zoophilia with horses.
That woman who fucked horses, was a nasty horse cock fucker.
by MST3K I like November 11, 2021
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bipentix

In the realm of runic magic, a bipentix are any two spells that can be cast simultaneously.
The mage proffessor continues: These two spells can be cast at the same time, and thus they are a bipentix.
by MST3K I like April 13, 2022
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Ivanka Marry 2024

A futuristic slogan for the stupidest to even think would even be possible. It would nearly be impossible for that pair to even get the republican nominee ticket, let alone the presidential election.

The slogans full form is "Ivanka Trump and Marry Cheney 2024".
Supper Trump fan: "What is the likely hood of Ivanka Trump and Marry Cheney running together for president in 2024 as Ivanka Marry 2024?"
Normal person: "Are you nuts? Haven't the trumps and the cheneys done enough damage to this country already?"
by MST3K I like November 25, 2020
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crazy calendar

The official name of the calendar that mental asylum inmates, delusionists, and Qnuts follow instead of the regular calendar. The crazy calendar has the same number of days as the regular calendar, including those of leap year.

However that is the only similarity. The calendar has only 6 months instead of 12, because both the delusionals and Qnuts especially have to short of a memory span to remember the names of 12 months.

Each month has 60 days, with the exception of February which has 65 days. During a leap year, February has 66 days.
1: You know James?
2: You mean that delusional dude, who also supports Q?
1: Yah, he was saying some weird stuff like June 47th.
2: He probably is following the crazy calendar like all the over-insanes follow. Their June 47th is our December 18th.
by MST3K I like April 13, 2022
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Japanese tug

Jame's Japanese girlfriend is a Japanese tug.
by MST3K I like December 28, 2020
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