MS's definitions
work-shy bloater.
once prolific in its native island habitat. now lurking in berkshire.
similar work ethic to the fuck wit.
once prolific in its native island habitat. now lurking in berkshire.
similar work ethic to the fuck wit.
"i would have no hesitation in recommending seg for the job; he works like two men - laurel and hardy"
by ms December 23, 2003
Get the segmug. Essentially, to porkpie someone is to ignore them (if intentional) or to simply not notice them.
The etymology of "porkpie" is as follows: In a weak attempt at improvised cockney rhyming slang, "porkpied" was used in place of "denied". That's it really. It sort of rhymes with denied.
Can be used as an interjection, a noun, a verb.. even a way of life, if you're so inclined - making porkpie a valuable addition to anyone's vocabulary.
Can be abbreviated to 'pied.
More experienced users of the word have been known to say it with an accompanying gesture - any formation of the hands, which alludes to the view through a cross-section of a porkpie, will do. A plan view of such a porkpie is generally unacceptable, however, and can even be interpreted as an insult in some circles.
The etymology of "porkpie" is as follows: In a weak attempt at improvised cockney rhyming slang, "porkpied" was used in place of "denied". That's it really. It sort of rhymes with denied.
Can be used as an interjection, a noun, a verb.. even a way of life, if you're so inclined - making porkpie a valuable addition to anyone's vocabulary.
Can be abbreviated to 'pied.
More experienced users of the word have been known to say it with an accompanying gesture - any formation of the hands, which alludes to the view through a cross-section of a porkpie, will do. A plan view of such a porkpie is generally unacceptable, however, and can even be interpreted as an insult in some circles.
J: Hey mate, how's it goin?
M:
J: Porkpied!
M: Was I porkpieing you?
J: You totally 'pied me, you bummer
M: OK OK, no need to get eggy
M:
J: Porkpied!
M: Was I porkpieing you?
J: You totally 'pied me, you bummer
M: OK OK, no need to get eggy
by MS March 27, 2005
Get the porkpiemug. D: So, I was wondering and all, what d'you guys wanna do for lunch?
M: I'm thinkin McD's?
D: Nice one!
M: I'm thinkin McD's?
D: Nice one!
by MS March 27, 2005
Get the McD'smug. a paramedic who isn't worthy of his/her qualification - so completely useless you wonder why they are allowed to play ambulances
by ms March 7, 2004
Get the paramuppetmug. When one becomes so increasingly sexually frustrated, he/she begins to fornicate with homeless shelters' inhabitants (most often while they sleep).
by ms November 4, 2004
Get the Do a Gibsonmug. A hugger. The girl who loves hugs she will do anything for just a hug. An adjective used to describe a pair of gorgeous legs. Sexy, shapely, lusciously long legs.
An artistic, independent minded girl. She doesn't need anyone but herself to help her on her way. She is wild, fun, and a great friend. She can be stubborn, and won't stop an argument until she has made her point, but she is also forgiving and loyal. She is the bravest of her friends, often a daredevil. She won't be into the mainstream things in society, but make herself her own style.
An artistic, independent minded girl. She doesn't need anyone but herself to help her on her way. She is wild, fun, and a great friend. She can be stubborn, and won't stop an argument until she has made her point, but she is also forgiving and loyal. She is the bravest of her friends, often a daredevil. She won't be into the mainstream things in society, but make herself her own style.
Boi 1: Is that Emma?
Boi 2: Yep
Boi 1: I wish she was in my arms
Boi 2: Me too
Boi 1: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?
Boi 2: oh Nothing.....
Boi 2: Yep
Boi 1: I wish she was in my arms
Boi 2: Me too
Boi 1: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?
Boi 2: oh Nothing.....
by Ms September 21, 2017
Get the Emmamug. by MS January 30, 2005
Get the M-Cmug.