This is when you don't come into work at all, or come and go as you please. Often using excuses like "I am sick" or "Dude, I had a girl in my office listening to my cool music. How was I supposed to work?"
Person 1: Where is Mike?
Person 2: That hoser marksburied today, so he may be in after lunch. Personally, I dont think he's sick, but probably is out taking pictures to send to everyone that no one cares about.
Meaning to be the worst possible type of person. The definition stems from a hairy chinned girl that likes crazy things like having her boyfriend tape her while she does it with another guy, and then asks..."Is that weird"
Person 1: Dude, you girl is totally whack.
Person 3: CBC