Definitions by MR.DW

Cumtrap

A woman who tricks a man into impregnate her just to have a physical reason to use his funds or assets.

Guy 1: "So I hear Joe got that chick pregnant last night?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, the result of flashing to much! Im surprised he didn't see the cumtrap coming."

Cumtrap by MR.DW December 21, 2008

Disqualified 

An event or action in which you must immediatly drop the offending party.

Guy 1: "Why did everyone split on Jake last night"

Guy 2: "..After he said we should take beers to the ass I disqualified his ass"

Disqualified by MR.DW December 21, 2008